I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."
lol same, or maybe "hold my beer."
Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this
Ah fuck.
I can't believe you've done this.
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That is some good sucker punch
"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"
Look, a kitty!
“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.
What are you gonna do, stab me?
Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
28 Stab wounds
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Ah. That was sweet.
Death by snu snu?
Nah, just an appreciation for what I've experienced in life. Lot's of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.
Love that perspective.
Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'
If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.
My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"
Wholesome, like it.
The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.
I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now
"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "
My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
Fuckin finally
Hang on, almost figured it...
Probably "Oops...."
More of a "Whoops" guy myself
What a save!
Same as my first word. Shit.
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."
I told you I was sick!
Ah, fuck.
"Oh yeah? Prove it"
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.
I left you a present..
« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »
Gazpacho soup.
Aurë Entuluva!
Hurin Thalion. Excellent choice. I like you.
Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--
"It was...fun."
I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.
"What could possibly go wrong?"
I don’t want to go
Sounds ok, it's better than half the responses here. :)
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"
Oh, come on... real...
"What was that noise?"
I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”
I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.
"About fucking time."
"Oh fuck…"
change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
Today is a good day to die
"Freedom, at last...!"
Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”
“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”
I'm glad it's over
Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.
im surrounded by idiots
The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]
Time to go.
Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.
That’s is!?!? That was mid.
Cya
There is always money in the...
"Hopefully I'll do better next time"
🎶Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never never land…🎶
Avenge me.
"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."
"That's not good, I'm not happy"
Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.
But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
Butt cheeks
Smoke em if you got em
It's about time.
Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”
Kill...meee.... hopefully