Spyke
Chozoreply
fedia.io

I can't believe you've done this.

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lemmy.world

"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"

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xmunkreply
sh.itjust.works

Nah, just an appreciation for what I've experienced in life. Lot's of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.

8

If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.

10
lemm.ee

My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.

8
vvv
programming.dev

The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.

8
lemm.ee

"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "

8

My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.

2

I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.

3

Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”

I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.

3

Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.

Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?

3

Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.

2

Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.

But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.

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