lmao first time meeting a cop?

sorry that happened to you and good luck. hire a lawyer and do not talk to the police. not one word, unless your lawyer tells you to say it.

What is this actually a picture of? I don't get the joke.

so CIA guy escalates war on civilians when civilians weren't doing it for them.

Don't forget cortana!

If you need a permit to protest, it isn't a right.

ah yes, the 25th month of Descrimbruember

There's a Linux app for that but the buttons are in different places

TIL all the Civilization maps are on Saturn

WHAT. it would probably WHAT?

Maybe its the 'tism but I never gave a shit about most microtransactiony things unless they have a "pay-to-win" element. That's why I gave up on GTA online.

But if its just like "exclusive skins", I could give a shit. My default skinned character can still win against a guy in a bear-suit with a golden AK and that's really all I need. I have no particular FOMO of not winning the fashion part of the game.

I do wish games I could turn off their constant begging for my money though.

This sounds like slavery with extra steps

I think if you want slower drivers, you have to narrow the roadways and/or add perceived obstacles. People tend to drive the speed at which they feel safest, regardless of what's on the sign. So, if you make them feel less safe at speed, they'll slow down without even complaining about how slow they're "being forced" to go.

more than seven years of the states entire police budget

What a weird line item to compare. TF do the cops, another entity that should be defunded, have to do with this?

Hopefully this person has a cat.

I'm no contractor, but I've done some floors before and I've never seen this lol

Is there a chance that this tile was just laid over hexagonal tile, instead of through the normal process of pulling up the old tile first?

Five syllables is
Just enough for me to say
Show me that butthole

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!

I hope they hold out a bit and demand double the pay to return

I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn't know who owned it.

He's like, "I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn't his so I figured it was just here with the apartment."

"Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it's not yours, and it's not the other guy's, it's probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire."

Normally I'd think it was because he just didn't like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.

Lmfao what free healthcare?