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lemmy.world

That's a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfish

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jballsreply
sh.itjust.works

What kind of sick freak

Pronounces the word "chocolate"

With a hard "O" sound?

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lemmy.world

bend over he said
You are a beautiful femboy
show me that boy hole

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Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.

This is totally not from personal experience of course, I'm sure you understand.

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This post really is

A gift that keeps on giving

Show me that butthole

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lemmy.world

I need a linguist to tell me why this one feels strange, but if we switch the first line to Alien spaceship it seems better.

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lemmy.world

You're right. I think it works better because it's more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But more than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:

Alien spaceship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”

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lemmy.world

Show me that butthole Show me that butthole oh please Show me that butthole

Wow haikus are easy

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"Gurl that is a bootyhole" is seven

show me that butthole.
gurl that is a bootyhole.
damn you shit with that?

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I didn't know, uh
I had to do that beca-
-use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I'll update it

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Where cripples can see,

And the blind can walk again,

Show me that butthole.

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Show me that butthole

Please please please please please please please

Show me that butthole

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It's also one of those sentences that changes meaning depending on which word you accentuate.

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lemmy.world

Hey! It's you! How are you? Lovely to speak to you.

It was me telling myself off for posting a haiku which directly asked the reader to show me their butthole, then I decided that that was a very bad plan indeed and that I should be ashamed to have asked it.

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slrpnk.net

My app (eternity) is for some reason not showing me your user name, it just says to sign up for Lemmy. Lol. I can't tell who I'm talking to. Gonna have to give me a hint or three. Lmao

But ah, yes, no, that's a bad idea unless you're very into buttholes of all persuasions

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lemmy.world

I put Log in | Sign up as my display name. My username is DavidAgain. I have interacted with you a few times and you've always been great.

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Oh, I thought my app was glitching out! Lol. That's why I thought the account was deleted in my first reply!

Yeah, I remember you! What's going on? Everytime we've spoken has been very fun for me haha

I love the small town vibe Lemmy has sometimes, it's so nice seeing that interaction across communities, instead of solely confined to a single sub, y'know?

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