science_memes·Science Memesbyfossilesque FROG FACT MONDAYView original on mander.xyz211Comments25Reply
[deleted] replylemmy.world2Hide 2 replies::: spoiler It would probably... CRO.....................................................AK :::78Reply
bleistift2 replysopuli.xyz1Hide 1 replyStarve, drown, freeze to death and get eaten by predators.14Reply
ddylanmorgan replyslrpnk.netEvery predator would stay away from this frog who is clearly out of its mind.9Reply
Evil Kitty europe.pub2Hide 2 repliesCROATIA MENTIONED RAHHHHHHH, WE HAVE LOW SALLARY AND HIGH PRICES!!!! AND PATRIOTS WHO NEVER PROTEST AGAINST CORRUPTION, THEY ARE PART IF IT!!!!! RAHHHHH29Reply
MMongostein lemmy.ca3Hide 3 repliesIs ten feet per hop realistic? What kind of frog are we talking about?8Reply
WWhyIHateTheInternet replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesMore realistic than a frog leaping across the ocean I think.8Reply
DDeme sopuli.xyz1Hide 1 reply10 feet (3 meters) per hop? Looked up that Rana dalmatina (known for its long and high jumps) can do jumps up to two meters in length.4Reply
iicelimit replylemmy.mlDo animals also get better at something if they do it a million times? Maybe after getting to middle east its hops are longer? Someone needs to recalculate with some growth exponents.1Reply
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WHAT. it would probably WHAT?
::: spoiler It would probably... CRO.....................................................AK :::
God.
Damnit.
That's a good one, it went right over my head
And then I accidentally the entire pizza
Starve, drown, freeze to death and get eaten by predators.
Every predator would stay away from this frog who is clearly out of its mind.
Get tired and go home
Croak
CROATIA MENTIONED RAHHHHHHH, WE HAVE LOW SALLARY AND HIGH PRICES!!!! AND PATRIOTS WHO NEVER PROTEST AGAINST CORRUPTION, THEY ARE PART IF IT!!!!! RAHHHHH
But you've fielded some incredible football teams
The most important metric of a nation's success.
This took me way longer to get than it really should have.
Anything but metric...
That punchline took a longer walk than the frog.
Croak?
Is ten feet per hop realistic? What kind of frog are we talking about?
More realistic than a frog leaping across the ocean I think.
Perhaps with strategically placed Lilly pads…
Maybe a bit of tailwind
croak
Ribbit
10 feet (3 meters) per hop?
Looked up that Rana dalmatina (known for its long and high jumps) can do jumps up to two meters in length.
Do animals also get better at something if they do it a million times? Maybe after getting to middle east its hops are longer?
Someone needs to recalculate with some growth exponents.