Spyke
jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Orthoducks is my new brand of bird themed footwear.

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Atlas_reply
lemmy.world

I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

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Damn, I had to do some actual research to get that one. Worth it. I chuckled quietly through my nose.

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lemmy.world

Everyone knows that the only year with 25 months was 2020.

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Pyrreply
lemmy.ca

No, whenever Trump is president years suddenly have 25 months in them. It did apply in 2020 but the phenomenon is back again.

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buttnuggetreply
lemmy.world

“The rest of the world” as if everyone uses the same date format lmao

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biggeoffreply
sh.itjust.works

DDMMYYYY and YYYYMMDD users can at least agree the other format is still intuitive

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Jyekreply
sh.itjust.works

Want some help? It's intuitive to say month date year out loud. So that's how we write it down too. Today is November 24th 2025 (11/24/25)

Here's another point about the US date system I quite enjoy, the number go in order of lowest maximum integer to greatest maximum integer. The highest the month can go is 12 which is smaller than 31 which is smaller than theoretically infinite. But that's probably not why we do it. I just like that thought.

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groetreply
feddit.org

Its intuitive to people used to MM DD YY and unintuitive to everyone else.

Today is the 24th of November.

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Jyekreply
sh.itjust.works

Speaking that date format is usually reserved for holidays and special occasions in the US. I.e. 4th of July. You also see that data format written out on things like R.S.V.P invitations to weddings and formal gatherings. Not much else.

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Thats because the US is used to MM DD YY thats why the US talks like MM DD YY thats why its intuitive to you to use MM DD YY thats why ...

There is no inherent "intuitiveness" to it. Its intuitive if you grew up with it and you use it. It is unintuitive if you didn't.

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Jyekreply
sh.itjust.works

Well God forbid anyone do anything other than the way the British do it. 🙄

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Out of responses?
Your (very condescending) point was that "we" say things in a specific way and that should be aligned with how it's written.

No need to lash out at Britain for giving a counterexample in the English speaking world.

Have a good day!

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I think the point was that even with your "help", the American date system is still unintuitive to most people using other systems

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Honytawkreply
lemmy.zip

Also doesn't happen in Dutch, French and German.

Tell me one language where you do say dates like that that isn't the US.

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No idea what aus does officially but every single person iv ever talked to there says it like Americans. March the 6th instead of the 6th of March.

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Twenty-four november twenty twenty-five works fine too. (dd mm yyyy)

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lemmy.today

We don't do a lot of things right in America, but MMDDYYYY is one of them.

Daylight Savings Time really sucks though.

I'm neutral on the Metric System.

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ronl2kreply
lemmy.world

I’m neutral on the Metric System.

The US uses metric for military specs, automotive repair parts, US science specs, medicine/pharmacy, jewelry and most grocery products. The US dollar is also metric.

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Heck the US Imperial system is now also metric, technically, as everything is converted from SI measurements.

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I'm just kidding, I actually prefer Metric when I'm woodworking. It's much easier to multiply and divide measurements.

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I'll make a bold prediction that we won't have 25 months this year either. Maybe next century.

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No no, in the year 2505, some dude by the name of Not Sure is gonna save everyone and fix all our problems. I think he's gonna start putting toilet water on the plants or some shit..

This message brought to you by Carls Jr, fuck you!

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aussie.zone

Fake. I’ve been to the year 3000 and nothing has changed but we live underwater.

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Most people are already under water and Christmas hasn't event came.

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Not 2025-12-25, or 12/25/25, or 25/12/25?

I'm confused why we have a 25th month this year.

Also, assuming the human species is still around and celebrates Christmas, there will be a 2525/12/25

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In all the world, there's only one technology
A rusty sword for practicing proctology

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12/25/25

I have been TRIGGERED.

We don't use that kind of filthy language in this house.

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aussie.zone

This only works in America as the day and month are the other (correct) way around everywhere else.

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Maybe Trump will cancel new year's to prevent 2026 from happening, then it will be the third January of 2025.

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slrpnk.net

What they mean to say is: this only works if you eat all the lead paint chips and fuck your sisters until your family tree is a stump.

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infosec.pub

It is the first time in human history for christmas to fall on Dec 25, AD 2025. It will never happen again.

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madjoreply
feddit.nl

We've had a first 2025, what about second 2025?

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lemmy.today

Trump has signed an Executive Order that while he is in office, a year is 25 months.

For Democratic presidents, an entire 4 year term is 5 minutes, and is immediately replaced by another Trump term.

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The best show that never got the CGI or plot development or really much else it deserved beyond trying to get Jennifer Sky and Gina Torres something to lure Xena fans away as they started to sunset that series.

TIL that Gina Torres sings the theme. Never knew that, and I love it so much.

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Holy shit. That show looks awesome and all I know is the tune to the theme song from the Futurama reference. When and where did it air? Looks maybe late 80s early 90s and, like, a sci-fi version of Xena.

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looks like 2000-2001

It’s… compelling in a really bad B-movie sort of way. Like the idea is great, and some of the scene design and concept is really cool, but it’s genuinely hard to watch in a lot of places between the acting (Cleo herself has a screaming habit, at least early on - I don’t recall if she grew out of it, and is dumb as shit imo) and that it’s clearly meant to be a sex-appeal-hook. Basically fishing for Xena fan crossover, but done so poorly it basically flopped.

Fun to watch, but don’t expect too much :)

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lemmy.zip

Except on 25/25/2525

Well, if we make it that far

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lemmy.world

In the year 252525, the backwards time-machine still won't have arrived.
In all the world there's only 1 technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology.

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The war on Halloween has gone too far, now we have 25 straight months of Christmas

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sh.itjust.works

I mean. There was also 0025, 0125, 0225... It's actually fallen on 25/25/25 20 times now...

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explodiclereply
sh.itjust.works

Christianity is in decline. By the next 25/25/25, it'll just be the release date of Elder Scrolls 6.

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That sucks because I really want FO5 and Todd has said they arent going to start on that until after ES6 is released.

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TickyTockers need to be prescribed less screen time. Or to have to work out logic and reasoning puzzles before interacting with their devices.

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There won't be Christmas, but we'll celebrate Looferboofem and the second coming of TechnoChrist in 2125.

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Hoomflember is the daintiest month Breeding cabbages out of dirt farms Broiled sweet and covered with calt

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The sun looking at all of us in that particular position in our orbit: ..... aww that's cute, they're celebrating again, I wonder why, they've been doing that for a while now, silly little things

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lemmy.ml

Can someone explain this? I read every comment and still don't get it

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Typhoonreply
lemmy.ca

It's a shitpost. There's no way it can happen. December is always the 12th month, not the 25th.

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theolodisreply
feddit.org

Also if it wasn't, it would have happened in the year 25 and 1025, and would happen in 3025, 4025 and so on.

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