Let's not generalize entire generations. That's the sort of shit millennials do.

Revenge of the nerds. A rape by deception is considered a major victory over the bad guys.

Napoleon Dynamite

"LOL They're All Autistic: The Movie"

Rewatching as an adult, this is a psychological thriller. Phoebe Cates is dangerously unhinged and hurts everyone close to her with her delusions. She sinks her friends houseboat and assaults a violin player at the mall. Then she passes her illness on to her new boyfriends daughter.

So do points, you should find one

I miss not being exposed to every low IQ chode's trashcan opinions on social media

That's on you. Social media is not a necessity, it's actually pretty simple to avoid.

not watching those low IQ chode's trashcan opinions influencing large numbers of other low IQ chodes into doing things like making a felon rapist pedophile our leader.

Thomas Jefferson, Grover Cleveland, and Bill Clinton predate social media.

So? He was elected in 1992. Social media had nothing to do with it.

I used to be excited about the future. Now Im excited about the past.

I am also over 35

Anytime someone says Star Trek's progressivism was never "hamfisted" I usually just point them to the after school special that is Let that be your Last Battlefield

I never understood that episode. I'm sure there's some sort of metaphor there but I just couldn't figure it out

"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary"

-Notable libertarian Karl Marx

Nukes aren't arms, they're armament.

Her body was so decomposed the family could not obtain her fingerprints or hold an open casket funeral, and an autopsy that could have indicated whether there had been medical malpractice associated with her death was “rendered impossible”, according to the lawsuit.

This is fishy as fuck

Poor guy just wanted to spread vicious lies about people whose children were murdered. Who amongst us hasn't done that?

I so have a job. And I pay a huge chunk of my check into social security, as I have been for over 20 years. And if the system collapses I'm not going to get a damn thing for all that money I paid in. So either stop fucking with social security or give my money back.

If the Israelis don't want to be compared to Nazis maybe they ought to stop acting like Nazis

Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.

I spoke out because it was the right thing to do, not because a poem said they'd eventually come for me

It's not often you see IPv5

I've only ever seen them at hiking trails, so yes. I'd rather be hiking than doing anything else

I met a woman on a dating site. We'd made it past the opening introductions to the "here's my number text me sometime" phase but hadn't had a date yet.

One of the first texts I got from her she asked if I'd consider shaving my beard. I told her I would consider it, I'm not super attached to the thing. But I'm not going to do it for you. Trying to change me before we even meet in person is the darkest shade of red flag.