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Mine is brown
Yellow. Almost all yellow painted/colored things make me mad. Yellow flowers do not have the same effect, however.
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Mine is brown
Yellow. Almost all yellow painted/colored things make me mad. Yellow flowers do not have the same effect, however.
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What's the most offensive word I can use that isn't a slur?
Champ.
Yahoo#1: "The Earth is flat, didn't you know?"
You: "Alright, Champ."
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Does it feel like the fediverse is exclusively used by older tech nerds?
I fit the profile
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Banned from Reddit after posting John Oliver
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This is a great point.
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A pandemic, vaccines, bitcoin, cancel culture and streaming TV, Futurama is back after a 10 year hiatus.
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Just in time!
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Sock knitters! This place needs more photos of SOCKS!
These are beautiful!
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Anyone got some funny "that wasn't a fart" stories to read to my coworker?
I was going in for a drug test for a new job on my lunch break. I had taken some of those 'clean you out pills' that you get from a head shop and the prescribed half gallon of water super early in the morning. I get there around noon, sitting in the waiting room I felt an urgent need to fart. I knew I couldn't keep it in so I did the sly one cheek up maneuver to minimize the sound. Warm smooth liquid came out instead. Filled my underwear and ran down my leg. I immediately got up and asked to use the bathroom. The look on those ladies faces o.0. I said I needed to poo and I promised not to pee. They let me. I clean up as best I can and throw my underwear in the trash, but is smells like death. I decided to confesses on my way out about the underwear and they show me back to the waiting area. I kept my promise, I peed in the cup and left about 20 minutes later. Nurses are laughing at me on my way out. I get in my car and start crying and call my Dad, still my best friend. He laughs and tells me about several times he pooped his pants and I am crying and laughing hysterically, remnants of the duty still in my pants. I had to call into my current job and take the rest of the day off, holding back tears and trying not to laugh. The test came back inconclusive and I had to retake the test about two weeks later. I passed that one with no help, and I had an amazing job that set the course for the rest of my life.
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What book(s) are you currently reading or listening? May 22
I am listening to the audio book versions of The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells narrated by Kevin R. Free, and holy moly. They are so good. I listened to the first third one twice before moving on. I highly recommend.
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Meanwhile, in India
Collectors item now! I want some.
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What are low-cost methods that's been helpful to your mental health?
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Meditation is the biggest one for me. For so long I thought it just wasn't for me and then I got an app with guided meditation tracks and I have never been more calm, focused, and generally happy with the way things are since I started. I feel really lucky I gave it a chance and highly recommend it for anyone to try.
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How to hide alcohol at Mormon dinner?
Warm spiced cider with spiced rum in a thermos. Add cinnamon sticks. Say you are getting over a sore thought, warm liquids help the thought and no one will want to share with you.
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How do you pick books to read?
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Podcasts are my biggest source for recommendations. That and if I find a movie or show I like, I look up the source material or related books in the same universe.
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me_irl
Me too
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Linkwarden - An open-source collaborative bookmark manager to collect, organize and preserve webpages | July 2024 Update - New iOS App, Full Page Copy, User Administration and more... 🚀
Spun up. I can make an account, but I can't login. What did I do wrong?
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What's the most irresponsible purchase you made that you don't regret?
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What do you use it for? Anything more than perfume?
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I just watched The Substance. Holy fuck. What did i just watch?
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I haven't thought about Society in a long time. I need to rewatch that.
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Which food gives you the best bowel movement?
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I am really glad that you have considered the reporting in your decisions. That is all we can do. I definitely have a few drinks here and there even though there is mountains of evidence of carcinogen damage to my body. I really like your response. Thanks for being a real human.
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Which food gives you the best bowel movement?
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Thank you, and yes. This is the link I was just about to post until I saw you had already did! I listen to a podcast that used to have huel as a sponsor and they dropped them and explained why. Sorry I was cryptic, I thought it was common knowledge now.
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Would you like to playtest a new indie game? Just completed first playable version of my psychological horror/moral choice simulation.
If it run on Linux, I would be happy to give you feedback.
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What items do you have multiple of even though one would suffice?
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This is so wholesome.