Have they tried suing people who don't want to buy one?

Interesting.

When a rich man is sentenced to prison, and then actually has to go to prison, it's called a "legal loophole".

This is a felony, and can likely be traced back to the election helper who did it.
Report it!

Statistically, there were likely 4 more murders in NYC since this one, I'm sure they're investigating those just as thoroughly.

Cops suck at their job, and they hate it if you explain it to them.
I can't remember a single time in my 40-years-long life when a cop genuinely helped me in any way,
apart from writing a report (full of errors and spelling mistakes) that my insurance demanded.
And I really don't believe they "make the streets safer" either.

Be careful with those greentexts.
Now that the source has run out, they're irreplaceable artifacts.

I was referencing how Elon is suing companies for not wanting to advertise on X. But this is amazing, too.

In biology, the top one is called K-strategy and the bottom one R-strategy.
Both are valid strategies.

But generally, K is better suited for highly developed, intelligent, cooperative and social animals.
R is better suited for animals that live alone in a hostile environment full of predators.

There's a message about the modern job market in here somewhere I guess.

When you run OpenSUSE, you can feel it was made by Germans.
The installer is a beautiful example of German engineering.
The package manager is a perfect example of German over-engineering.
If you run it with KDE, you have 2 redundant GUI admin tools for every config in the system, and 4 for setting up printers.

In Catholic Church politics, he was the middle-of-the-road candidate.
On the one side, he protected priests who sexually abused children.
But on the other side, he was never caught diddling kids himself.
A true moderate.

Use your app store to install Firefox.
Install ublock origin Firefox extension.
Go to Youtube using Firefox.

now leads the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), which has controversially seized control of federal payment and personnel systems.

Why the fuck do they still write like this? DOGE isn't a department of the government, it's just Elon with a Carte Blanche. And there's nothing controversial about this, it's a coup in plain sight.

You can easily tell them apart by cutting them with a knife: The false brown cap will show a stronger blue discoloration under ultraviolet light if the soil contains manganese at >20% bioavailable water content, and the temperature didn't drop below 12 degrees Celsius in the past month.

A good boss doesn't give a shit about whether the workers do other things during work time, as long as the work is done satisfactorily.

1. How is gender and race at all relevant for this joke?
2. How is that picture appropriate for a professional networking site?
3. Also, what did the dude google to find that picture?

*folds world map in half
*sticks pencil through

The word "free" does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.

1. The freedom to use your wife as you wish, for any purpose.
2. The freedom to study how your wife works, and change her so she works for you as you wish, instead of her controlling you.
3. The freedom to redistribute your wife to your neighbor.
4. The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.

...and all that came of the whole affair was a bunch of bad reviews for a McDonald's, which were promptly deleted by the corporation controlling all data.

I hope the city seized the truck, auctioned it off, and fined the owner for littering.