Spyke
feddit.org

The word "free" does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.

  1. The freedom to use your wife as you wish, for any purpose.
  2. The freedom to study how your wife works, and change her so she works for you as you wish, instead of her controlling you.
  3. The freedom to redistribute your wife to your neighbor.
  4. The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.
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The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.

That's love

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Pringlesreply
lemm.ee

Seems like what Dominique Pelicot considered his wife to be. Not an example I am willing to follow, I'll tell you that.

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Jesus_666reply
lemmy.world

You have to keep in mind that your wife is her own main maintainer and can decide whether to merge your changes.

You can fork her to obtain someone you have greater influence over but that's a big responsibility and not everything you want to do with your fork may be advisable from a legal or moral standpoint.

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She does the PR reviews and makes the ultimate decision to merge the changes or not.

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lemmy.ml

I am the wife.

Unrelated, why aren't there more women in Linux spaces? We'll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven't read the comments in this thread yet, I'm sure they're all completely uncontroversial.

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sh.itjust.works

heteronormative assumptions

You could still have a wife yourself, with whichever licensing agreement the two of you negotiate.

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lemmy.ml

oh! it's you!

The person on reddit that starts all comments with "well actually,"

Can I have an autograph?

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Too "I use arch BTW" to tip your " fedora"?

I'll see myself out

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uisreply

I am the wife.

So are you or your wife free and open source?

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Skullgridreply
lemmy.world

because linux users are tech oriented, the market is barely touched by linux, and tech oriented people are disproportunately male/not cisgender women.

Hannah Montana Linux can only do so much /s

edit : added "not cisgender women." I really don't want to start a thing about this statement, it's to align with the pendant that replied to this post.

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Skullgridreply
lemmy.world

they are probably non cisgender, and that's as far as I'm going with this statement.

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I was being cheeky, lol. Thanks for the update. Was not intending to come off as trying to start a serious conversation about gender identity. I debated throwing a /s but figured the rule 37 reference was enough.

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We need more information to reach people. So far I've only seen people be into Linux when they have less social life growing up so they spend time online (not in tiktoks or such like now).

Since most people hearing about Linux from class or other people only hear about the bad aspects or how hard it is if they even hear about it. When I came to US university, I was so surprised noone knew about linux or cared enough except handful of people. And most people did it for work (super computer people, grad students) that didn't like it and express their opinions openly.

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lemm.ee

there aren't more women in linux spaces because of The Creature

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An actually helpful answer is that there is a creator on tiktok called offlain who makes a series of videos called "try not to get scared scariest stories". The series has a rotating cast of characters such as Mr teeth, the meatworm, evil knife guy, the fuck you guy, Jeffs the killer, and The Creature. The creature is a cow that the narrator is scared of. Here's a popular The Creature story: I am so excited for the movie, I exclaims with excitement. But little did I know it would be a feature, a creature feature. Featuring... The Creature."

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lemmy.world

Are you talking about irl Linux spaces? It that a thing? If not, how do you know there aren't women in online Linux spaces? Fwiw I'm afab nb

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That's so uncool. They should be sitting next to that OP so they can share in the humor.
Sad 😔

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midwest.social

Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don't own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.

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Windows users when I ask them if they debloat their girlfriends before using them.

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fin
sh.itjust.works

You can’t see her because she’s decentralized

…I’m not crying

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Im_oldreply
lemmy.world

I don't have the actual hardware, it's all virtual and she runs in my head

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Agent641reply
lemmy.world

I just run docker containers for the components I need, without the overhead for the whole system.

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randompcbreply
ieji.de

I have her as a second partition in my main (read: internal) storage.

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You can have the code to my kernel, sure. You don't get a login on my machine, though, and you're definitely not on the sudoers list.

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Please no body shaming here. Our wifives can be a little chubby but please do not imply that they are bloated it's the love (and packages) that we receive that truly matter

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feddit.uk

When someone gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it's not really socially acceptable.

Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren't (probably even they have members who secretly aren't!) 😃

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lemmy.world

Yeah, as a married lesbian linux user the joke is gross and reminds me why so often tech related spaces are so male dominated

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jabjoereply
feddit.uk

Which sucks, because tech needs women. Badly.

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lemmy.world

The first step will be for more and more of tech management to actually confront their misogyny. And not just the obvious stuff like this, but also subtle stuff like how women's professional performances are often seen as worse when not blinded.

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There is lots to fix. Including the pipe line of Linux devs into the industry.

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secret300reply
lemmy.sdf.org

I feel with the rise of AI you're going to get a lot of yes to this question

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trying to get any gf

i have an old xt lying around and a floppy with a copy of 079 in it what could go wrong

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LouSlashreply
szmer.info

& touch woman

cannot touch 'woman': Permission denied

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me: hmm ima try batcj

C:\>woman.hlp
Error opening file "WOMAN.HLP". Abort, Retry, Fail?

uh basic?

LOAD MANPAGEWOMAN
ERROR: CAN'T CONTINUE

js??

>getHelp.woman()
SyntaxError: Invalid arguments

[some other language]???

%>FunctionToTryGettingHelpOnWomen()
Error

COME ON THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHI-- Error: Out of Memory

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.

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me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: "manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE"

(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux...yeahhh...even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty...maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)

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