Really good at embracing the negative emotions

Not so much with the positive ones

It’s a work in progress though

Taylor Swift and her secret habit of clubbing baby seals and being mean to dogs.

Reddit when they started charging exorbitant prices for API access and killed off the third party app ecosystem.

RIP Apollo

Medieval monks never got intrusive rage bait ads in their scrolls

They care about engagement more than user preferences. They don’t care about content you want to see, they want to show you content that makes it hard for you to tear your eyes away, so they can show you more ads in between engagement bait.

To me, a state is midwestern if it had a school in the B1G before Penn State joined.

Among places meeting that criterion, I think Iowa counts as the most midwestern.

Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”

Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”

Mom: “really? you sure about that?”

Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”

Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”

Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”

Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment

Apology was for people offended by an aquarium using teen slang to connect with today’s youth.

• take professional development on my employer’s budget
• bring a book
• don’t be afraid to take slightly longer than usual lunches for errands or for exercise or whatevs
• if monitoring is lax enough, and there’s unmonitored guest wifi, bring your personal laptop and play some vidya

As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness... that is life.”

• Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
• The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
• Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
• Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

Well, so much for considering a return to twitch as an entertainment option

Ya know, I have vague memories of reading an argument somewhere that the black plague killed off so many peasants that the surviving ones had materially less shitty conditions for a little while, due to scarcity and all that.

Looks like the cat distribution system is working as intended.

Spez isn’t on here

I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

“What’s the twist?”

“Good luck explaining all this to the IRS without going to prison.”

“…I’m fucked.”

9/11 jokes are plane wrong

Taylor Swift. She’s cute I guess but her music is the audio equivalent of a lukewarm stale glass of milk.