I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like

I can’t stand to wear underwear, bra or socks. Packing is always a breeze. Just .. pants and shirts and one pair of socks in case it’s a long day where I’ll start to sweat in my shoes because THAT is worse than the feeling of socks.

“ I'll make time now, would you wait? I can meet you at the bottom but it won't be the same “

Cowboy tears by Oliver tree

My dad is a cowboy who lived on a farm his whole life. Went crazy in his 50’s and by 60 needs full time memory care at a dementia home. The whole song makes me sob, to me it’s about a cowboy with dementia that I had a shitty last few years with. Love you, dad.

I use it for skincare advice and it’s shockingly going very well because I know enough about skincare to correct it and it can put some stuff together that I didn’t think of. My husband is just like you, for code and research that he verifies.

Our neighbor tried to text us some confrontational shit about why he didn’t owe us $900 for a fence he agreed to and it was so, so bad. It was 4 paragraphs of just AI cringe. Embarrassing as hell.

Ayyyye I just voted for her 🎉

Cherry mash

I can’t fathom having my husband burn to death so badly that he’s just .. evaporated. But then again I can’t imagine my husband ever wanting a cybercuck so there’s also that.

Taking politics (mostly) out of it -

Luigi allegedly killed because he saw injustice and had empathy for other people, wanted to show the evils of health insurance companies.

This kid imo allegedly killed because he loved someone CK was spouting hateful narratives about. His empathy for this person he loved, and people like them who are just normal people living life, made it easy for him to turn to guns when he wanted this person gone for eternity.

People with empathy are snapping.

Generals gathered in their masses 🎶

Please just fucking die already you old hateful evil turtle

Ye olde question is : did he recently take out a life insurance policy on her?

There’s a photo of what it does. Absolutely nothing good, ruins the car and takes you to jail 😂

This stupid fuck needs to die asap I can’t stand his little gleeful face always spewing vile shit

The knives that have never been used are still going strong .. hmm.

The kardashian universe. I’ve never seen an ep, don’t know their names or whatever the fuck they do or say. As a 30 year old woman I feel like a unicorn not knowing shit about fuck when it comes to that whole thing.

Get the fuck out then

And the fact that Trump, the biggest coward in history, draft dodger extraordinaire, rose back up from a circle of protection while he’s just been shot at?? Please. He’d rather those “ idiot security “ people take the hit and die before he risked being hit. I feel if he were in actual unplanned danger he’d be shidding and pissing all the way to the car without a second thought for a photo op.

My dad is 60 now and always said he’d leave some money for my siblings and I. Luckily he also simultaneously raised us to not rely on other people and to plan your life as best you can. He developed dementia and needs to be under 24/7 care. It costs $8,000 a month. At this rate he’ll more than likely have enough to cover his care costs until he passes and I’m thankful as fuck everyday he has that money. I don’t give a fuck if I see one cent just as long as he has enough for himself. I’ve never let myself think it was ever going to be mine.

In unwalkable cities in America if people see you not driving a car every second you are in route somewhere they think you’re a poor criminal up to no good. Also lots of Americans loathe cyclists.