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The U.S. is making more seizures of illegal eggs than fentanyl at its Canadian and Mexican borders
There is no such thing as an illegal egg
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I found a weird IP address on my network that had transmitted an insanely small amount of data. I put the address in my browser and got this. what the heck am I looking at?
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Nobody wants windows on a vibrating dildo
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Microsoft may replace the Start button with the Copilot AI in Windows 12
“….So for example, I just go there and express my intent and it either navigates me to an application or it brings the application to the Copilot”
What does that mean to me, if I just want to open notepad? How to I express my intent, exactly? Through interpretive dance?
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The U.S. is making more seizures of illegal eggs than fentanyl at its Canadian and Mexican borders
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*yolk
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Google admits Spotify pays no Play Store fees because of a secret deal | TechCrunch
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Sorry for the ignorance, but you have to pay to withdraw money from your bank in the US?
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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation
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I’m not from the US, but I think it’s 3 Musketeers:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Musketeers_(chocolate_bar)
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Google Play Store listing apps installed from F-Droid that it cannot update
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Posterior
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Giraffes appear to be on a path to joining the ranks of Winnie the Pooh and Peppa Pig on Beijing's internet watchlist
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I think I know what it is. You can buy them in the supermarket. It’s slang for a gay man, rhymes with maggot.
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What is a song lyric that you misheard completely?
“I set fire, to Lorraine” by Adele (set fire to the rain). “Parrot, parrot, parrot eyes” by Coldplay (Paradise)
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PornHub owner MindGeek is threatening a kebab shop in NYC with trademark infringement
“Restaurant selling badly-packed-kebabs, is sued by content host showing videos of badly-packed-kebabs” The irony…
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making fun of windows is our most treasured tradition
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Winrar licensing
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What wisdom from someone else has stuck with you?
“Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
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Microsoft accidentally leaks internal tool that can enable hidden Windows 11 features
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One can't wait for Windows 720 X Series XS.
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Sniffing women’s tears reduces male aggression by 44%, study finds
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I will think of this comment the next time I’m opening a bottle of wine
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What is the best thing to do when you drop an AirPod down the drain briefly and are able to get it quickly?
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You’re right. Not even a grain of rice anywhere near Tutankhamun, or the AirPods he was wearing.
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A fireman once told me, “Where there’s _______, there’s fire.” 🔥
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Goodbye
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Neuralink's first in-human brain implant has experienced a problem, company says
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“…you now have five seconds to comply….”
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Experts warn of risk of civil unrest in UK due to food shortages | ScienceDaily
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I live in the UK, and we have enough vegetables in charge at the moment.
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Your friends just called that they want to have _____ with you
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Goodbye
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Microsoft Confirms $1.50 Windows Security Update Hotpatch Fee Starts July 1
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Sky TV in the UK charge you to skip commercials, when they put the commercials in the programmes.