Yup! I got called a "lump" a lot by my mother and step dad at the time. Not because I was fat, but because they said I was lazy. I'm sorry you had to grow up that way.

They're also not really dumb either, but not particularly intelligent.

"ya know... I've honestly never felt better in my life... I've been WALKEN my fields"

If anything, giving him an out so he can live here before the Russian people tear him limb from limb.

Lucky! All my mom made me was polyurethane!

Kicks rocks "shucks"

That's quite the turnaround from only about a year ago. What changed?

We still have a rent-a-center here.

Remembering all the times growing up when teachers suggested I get tested for ADHD and my mom would refuse because she "wanted me to be me, not a zombie" but was wildly disastrous for my future. Now she claims she has it too.

Then she voted for trump 3X.

Bruh, when you're out in the shit and get a chance to shave, you do it. If you're used to a certain length, and CANT shave, it's like #3 on the list of things you dream about when thinking about getting back to civilization. So if you're always in the shit, you'll always put it high on the list.

True, and a beard can be useful to break up the visual lines that the human brain identifies as a face. It'd only be a part of the overall camouflage profile, but if it's already 1/3 done for you, it's a win. But I can't stand my beard getting that long. It's like wearing a steel wool sweater to me.

Edit: not just human brain, animal brain.

I meant after basic survival needs have been met. Obviously food, water, shelter are more important. But humans are hard wired to feel a sense of some hygiene, though you wouldn't know it from some people.

Cess pit*

Data center lol.

Shits too expensive lol

I ain't givin you no tree fitty you damn loch ness monster!

Lollies doesn't have an... Oh.

Every time they visit hell, their plastic surgery melts a little more.

No.

My son went to turn in $5 he found at Freddy's, the girl said " honey, you're so sweet, you just keep it."

Just don't forget to leave any electronic devices at home.