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soak and jump hump
If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?
Can't you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?
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I'm locked out of my 6 year old Chipotle account because they now say my email address is invalid when I login. Here is me asking for their help:
I work for Chipotle Corporate. Please send me your email address. I'll make sure it gets fixed.
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YSK that chiropractors are not medical doctors and "Systematic reviews... have found no evidence that chiropractic manipulation is effective"
If you have spinal or neck pain, see a licensed physiotherapist. If you have a toothache, do you go to a toothiologist to have your teeth punched? Or do you go to a doctor of dental medicine?
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The Aliens did a little trolling
Human race 💪
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me_irl
We need to punch up and stop infighting.
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History lives in the present
I do hope the Israel and Palestine Wikipedia pages are doing ok.
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I would be pissed if I got a 10/100 catalyst switch too.
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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
This is not a joke, although I'm laughing pretty hard
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Substack says it will not remove or demonetize Nazi content
Money is the only vote that matters. Avoid the Nazi bar. Don't give them ad revenue or search engine relevance (for what that's worth anymore).
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Top Apple analyst says MacBook demand has fallen 'significantly'
New MacBook: M1 RISC 8GB RAM 250 SSD 1440x900 resolution Touchbar that prevents touch typing? No touch screen $2200+
Decline in demand is sooooo mysterious.
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Mike Johnson Said Same-Sex Marriage Would Lead to People Marrying Their Pets, Wanted to Sentence Abortion Doctors to “Hard Labor”
Sounds like someone has been having romantic feelings for their pet.
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On decriminalising drugs
The pfp for that NIMBY/whatabout troll account is perfect. I can smell her room full of horse posters and chintzy crucifixes.
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The kindness is definitely fake. You're spot on with the description of being polite to feel superior.
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THE DAY HATH COME
Where is mother Theresa?
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8GB RAM in M3 MacBook Pro Proves the Bottleneck in Real-World Tests
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Both have gotten much worse
Call me paranoid, but a ton of money is at stake over platforms that used to be useful in terms of spreading information. And they're both being tanked at the same time? During heightening 'geopolitical tensions'? And in the face of a strange upcoming election in the United States where both platforms started and are based?
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Not such a conspiracy theory now
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You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain.
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Macintosh phone is really surging forward to the early 2000's.
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Cyberpunk Rule
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it would cost $0
lol
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OpenAI's reported 'superintelligence' breakthrough is so big it nearly destroyed the company, and ChatGPT
What are these con artists up to? And why are so many people self replicating the propaganda?
