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You left your young yeastlings unsupervised and they had a huge party and left the place trashed, smelling like alcohol and sour, stale air.

Condom? Why reinvent the sausage when they already have the perfect sausage making device: the Diaper Genie.

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RIP op.

Wait, isn’t this the guy that showed up to work with a black eye and blamed his 5 yo son? https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/politics/elon-musk-black-eye.html

For something different, apply this technique to any of the suggested recipes here. ETA: firm and extra firm tofu works best.

Freeze it. Thaw it. Press it. Shred (or cube) it.

It takes on a different texture, and can remove even more liquid through pressing than fresh.

Cavatappi pasta is probably my absolute favorite choice for mac & cheese, or anything saucy really. It's got ridges to hold sauce, it's spirally enough to hold sauce inside, and has enough bite to it to work well with the attached sauce.

A GMC truck complete with two American flag poles on the back. Classic.

Yeah and if the CK thing was any indicator of how it’ll go, the administration will milk it for all it’s worth. It’ll be gross.

So glad I built my computer earlier this year. RAM prices now are triple what I paid for.

All these posts make it sound like people just discovered the US for the first time ever. It’s just clickbait/trend bandwagoning.

Wait... just "Man"? Are we allowed to do that?? Is this Florida Man? Ohio Man?? Texas Man???

I looked it up. He's Upstate New York Man.

Upstate New York Man

Some of these comments are awful. Apparently, if we all aren't wrapping ourselves and children with explosives and becoming Jihadists overnight, we're not doing enough.

This is a class war. The rich have taken over all the checks and balances in our system to where they can break every rule and comfortably get away with it; all the while getting richer and us poorer. We're powerless and spread too thin geographically to do anything meaningful. Maybe we do need to get that radical, but I really hope it doesn't ever need to get to that point.

Ok that’s uncalled for sir.

I can both smell and hear this picture.

So republican parents are ok with strangers inspecting their child’s genitals without their consent?

Oh no, he wants to “rebuild the stack” from the ground up again.

Step one: have money Step two: see step one.

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