This is great, because I have nothing to wear

Not a news article. The link redirects to their youtube channel.

I don't know what annoys me more: The stupid premise of the article, or the sudden paywall that comes way too late.

Besides, they're ain't nothing manliar than being yourself

Amen

Cute little nose!

Astonishing presence

Good cat.

Can I interest you in some lottery tickets?

OK, but hear me out: If you are driving a long haul then even minor speed gains add up over a full day.

Good job not giving any power to a brand. Companies are not people, and should not be treated as such.

The strategy is called "Not beeing a publicly traded company". Valve is a privately owned company.

Publicly traded companies need to increase value for their shareholders, which means they have to raise their quarterly profits at any cost.

OP also has a shitty mind set because he sides with the oppressor (his boss is the one denying him healthcare) and not the oppressed (everyone that can't afford healthcare).

If he understood the situation he would not call it "Obongocare"

Cutting money to the only government agency that can actually turn a decent profit, in order to save money. How very republican.

Half-assing two jobs at once

Your favourite media villain

Easy answer: Rupert Murdoch

I really wanted to get into that show, but I can not make it past the opening 😤

"First one [...] with the most [...] wins"

Those are not good rules if you want a clear competition. What if the second one to arrive has the most food?