if you were kidnapped by the russians and they told you that you must pick one disney character to have sex with against their will, what would you do?
@[email protected] wasn't able to post a comment here himself, so he sent me a message for me to relay to you about his disgusting and shameful fantasies!
Actually it's safe for work. You can imagine a situation where russians try to force you to rape a disney character and your boss can't do anything about it. I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed to read your thoughts so they wouldn't be even aware of you imagining it.
idk but in this situation I am being given some contextual choices over the matter, so the best move is probably to try to avoid a rape scenario through loophole
If I don't, what are the Russians threatening to do? You say Disney character, are we talking just a cardboard cutout, a human in a Disneyland costume, or the character as if it existed in real life? If it's the latter, has it been previously determined they have sentience and personhood? Do they even have orifices?
Thank you for taking this thought experiment seriously.
Let me first address the "character question". This scenario works with the Who Framed Roger Rabbit logic for 2D characters interacting with our world. However, they are not actors who play their characters (like in the movie), they are exactly what they are in the Disney shows, movies, etc. 3D characters and live-action I think are self-explanatory. They are all sentient and have orifices.
The Russians are threatening to nuke Belgium if you don't do it.
My brain said "good lord! that's horrible!" and I started laughing. I am still smiling writing these words. I will not answer. There are no good answers. It is a horrible choice whichever one I choose, so I shan't! (But you already know which one…)
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Jabba the Hut
Nice!
Whichever one is the most evil female character in the Disneyverse.
Genderswapped Walt Disney
@[email protected] wasn't able to post a comment here himself, so he sent me a message for me to relay to you about his disgusting and shameful fantasies!
???? Complaining about a post that asks for you suggest a character to rape seems pretty normal to me.
Note also that this is unflaired nsfw
Actually it's safe for work. You can imagine a situation where russians try to force you to rape a disney character and your boss can't do anything about it. I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed to read your thoughts so they wouldn't be even aware of you imagining it.
Thanks for engaging. That's disgusting. Some people's minds are just dark.
Just for posterity, my answer would be to use karate to beat the russians, take their guns, and free all the disney characters.
Fantasia brooms is probably the least nightmarish
That's... debatable! Thanks for your answer!
This is confusing. What are we supposed to admit to? That we're Russian? Rapists? Are you the FBI?
It's a brutal thought experiment, isn't it?
I want you to be prepared.
Admit it
Depends, can I kill them afterwards?
...the russians or the disney characters?
It doesn't matter.
I'm gonna say yes.
All characters are Dosney characters in the real world, but the real answer is Gaston.
🎵 No one's dick's as incredibly THICK as Gaston's! 🎵
Okay :(
Thank you for creating content!
Thanks for engaging...
Does Marvel count? Reed Richards has it coming.
Yep! It does!
That's considered uh rape isn't it?
Yes but if you're being coerced as well, are you as guilty as a hitman, or are you also being raped?
idk but in this situation I am being given some contextual choices over the matter, so the best move is probably to try to avoid a rape scenario through loophole
Correct. But that's not the question exactly.
If I don't, what are the Russians threatening to do? You say Disney character, are we talking just a cardboard cutout, a human in a Disneyland costume, or the character as if it existed in real life? If it's the latter, has it been previously determined they have sentience and personhood? Do they even have orifices?
Thank you for taking this thought experiment seriously.
Let me first address the "character question". This scenario works with the Who Framed Roger Rabbit logic for 2D characters interacting with our world. However, they are not actors who play their characters (like in the movie), they are exactly what they are in the Disney shows, movies, etc. 3D characters and live-action I think are self-explanatory. They are all sentient and have orifices.
The Russians are threatening to nuke Belgium if you don't do it.
Can we nuke Belgium anyway?
Broomstick from Fantasia
Yes, you can ask the Russians to nuke Belgium.
Thank you
No need! It's a thought experiment! You can do anything you can think of!
I choose Belgium
Sure thing! Thanks for answering!
I'd choose Genie and then tell him my first wish is for him to enjoy it.
Hella nice. Thanks.
Rub his "lamp" a little and he'll do ANYTHING you ask!
This would be a good time to remind everyone that the Sarlacc is technically a Disney character.
In its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and pleasure, as you are slowly tentacle monster-ed over a thousand years
Is that your answer?
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Why does it need to be against their will?
Anyway, it's Robin Hood.
Because the Russians are evil. The fox one, or russel crowe?
The fox one. I don't think Russel Crowe's has anything to do with Disney.
His dad was in the army, I think.
Nuke the fucking Belgium!
Alright!
Surprise me. 😉
Little cream in your tea?
Nice! Thanks for engaging with both the Russian kidnappers and my content!
Goofy
Poor doggo :(
My brain said "good lord! that's horrible!" and I started laughing. I am still smiling writing these words. I will not answer. There are no good answers. It is a horrible choice whichever one I choose, so I shan't! (But you already know which one…)
Pretty good answer. Refusing to play is often considered one of the best choices!
https://greatview.video/videos/watch/7012e7d0-259d-4a4b-bc54-a269f7bec875
wow
Tires had a little debate on the hottest Disney Princess
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-y_ypQqmrLQ
Shane Gillis is your answer?