My children were deprived of the right to burn themselves from a mixture of childhood curiosity and piromania

Honestly which companies does that leave?

how do you secure it in your roof without damaging shingles?

This guy knows. I actually don't know how else you would do it?

The goal of the tonight show is to get the most viewers in the most desirable advertising demographic. You or me thinking Falon isn't funny is meaningless. He gets the viewers they are after, and when he is too old to appeal to the right demographic he will be fired like Leno and Carson.

Mr Evil?

Study of sea cucumber reveals hidden fish in the butt secret to good health.

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I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend

These posts are like email chain letters in the 90s. Billions! Not 1 but multiple billions of dollars!

1. That's ignorant nonsense
2. fuck this guy anyways

Laying on your stomach is good if it reduces your back pain, but variety is the spice of positioning. Lying on your stomach extends your back and for some people with the right type of bulging disks it will bring pain relief. Possibly more so with pushing up on your elbows or for the maximum stretch pushing up on your hands while holding your hips down and arching your back. Just don't overdo it.

because osmotic pressure destroying your cells is bad for you

do you want Hyperion? because that's how you get the Shrike!

Lewis Files!? Willie has access to the private island.

I buy all of my kids a Valentine's card every year and some small treat, like candy. My mom always got me something small and while I always said I didn't care with the maturity of an adult looking back I appreciate those things. I hope I am forming the same fond memories for my children.

I still have this tv. not as my main tv obviously. someday when my kids move out I plan to set up a retro game tv

Not necessarily. Spinal disks can bulge to different degrees. It can be a temporary thing, like you've been bent over a computer all day, or a major thing like you fell 8 feet on to concrete. The later would probably result in a herniated disk which would likely lead to severe pain. The former can be fixed with light stretching.

send it over

I hope you can see this because I am doing it as hard as I can