I would ping her, but I have no handler in the event of NACK

Still doesn't help with things like understanding routing and subnet masks and frame sizes and jfc how does any of this work

I love that nobody has to guess who #3 is.

He should have been FIRST, because of who he is!

As Denys says:

Flatlined. Total no-go.

... or where the bodies are buried at Zorro ranch

same database

Same agency.

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html

I remember when I saw news like this and proudly thought, "Maybe US spies messed up their tech, or the Russian techs self-sabotaged out of solidarity with the USA and Freedom"

Not anymore 😥

No. If you make and distribute security-related software, you should consider the safety of your user.

Your threat model absolutely should include this exact scenario. And you should know enough to understand and implement principles like plausible deniability and repudiation.

Ozon also starting to combust 🥰

no jury would find that constituted election bribery, a state prosecutor said

Even though the Wisconsin Elections Commission found probable cause that Elon Musk broke the law ?

Point is that when graphene gets the distress code, it makes it really clear that it's wiping the phone.

That's the Stupid Part

Would pay to watch

Not me. I was the (new inexperienced) PHB.

We had brought on a crazy-expensive, crazy-smart, workaholic but somewhat sophomoric contractor named Bruce.

He was not shy about stupid requirements ("Make it look like it's doing something while it works? Okay, I'll have it print dots. Fuck-all to do with how many records it's actually updated, but sure, it can print dots that you can waste time staring at."). He was not shy about contract requirements ("Fucking Cleveland? Then I want more hourly and a fucking Jacuzzi")

One fine day my manager had had enough of his sarcasm and backtalk and just fired him in the middle of a handover meeting. No warning to me. Whole project got slapped.

Bruce had approximately 20 minutes to gather his shit and leave the building.

About an hour after he did, every screen in the building was replaced with an image from Calvin & Hobbes -- of Hobbes being tossed out of the front door. Management threw a hissy, myself & 2 other technical managers were pressed into emergency security service to hunt down whatever nefarious thing the Bruce Worm was doing.

Turned out to be nothing -- just replaced the screen backgrounds, one time, that's it. They decided not to press charges.

If you're out there, Bruce, you're still a legend to me man.

If he hadn’t used duress and had just refused, he’d have been fine. Graphene is secure

Graphene devs fucked over this guy. They should apologize

When Graphene is serious, the duress passcode will QUIETLY wipe your phone and leave it looking normal, preferably with normal-looking innocuous photos, media, etc.

This is what happens when devs aren't really thinking about the real world use case.

1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,...

pro-science organizing group

Got excited when I read this. Yes yes yes where do I join and let me give you money are we fielding a Presidential candidate??

"What is thy bidding, my Master?"

try living a life free of sex trafficking

Presumably that's her life now

Presumably

Usually the pointer is the blahblah the teacher was droning while you were fantasizing about the attractive classmate sitting directly in front of you

I finally really realized both that I am old and that I am mortal after both my parents died.

Got something you want to do? Get cracking.