I am sworn to carry your burdens...

My coworker once started a conversation by casually asking if I'd ever "done anything" with a cousin. Obviously the conversation ended with him revealing he'd fucked his cousin and me saying WTF progressively louder and louder for at least a minute. I work from home now.

I just don't understand how this happened. Did no one else on the Australian team see her dance and be like ???

I saw the Australian guy's dance and he at the very least knew what he was doing.

Nah I was squinting at the picture trying to find it.

If we just met, yes it is rude. We're strangers, my life story is none of your business. If we're more than acquaintances, I expect it would come up naturally at some point in conversation so not rude (hopefully).

I'm a visible minority so I have to weed out the people who are just trying to satisfy their curiosity about why I'm not white. Those people don't ever accept the answer that I'm from Vancouver, or that my parents are from Winnipeg. I will never be Canadian enough for those people because of how I look.

Nobody ever asks my white spouse out of nowhere whether he speaks X language even though he's given no indication that he does, and nobody ever asks him where he's really from.

As someone who types very fast, your technique sounds insane to me. It must really be something to behold in person when you're in the groove.

Look, Ariel changed something fundamental about herself in order to be with Eric, you can too!

Go to Michelin starred restaurants. I'm too poor to justify going to these places but my mom likes to take me out for my birthday, and I really love food so I will inevitably agree after a very feeble protest.

Gone Girl. I didn't get very far because right off the hop I didn't like her, so I certainly didn't care why or how she went missing.

Lego. You could build anything if you had enough bricks and imagination.

I highly recommend epilating! Like waxing, you're pulling the hair out by the root so it lasts a long time, but unlike waxing, you're not also pulling your skin. Just like doing a coat of primer before you start painting, you may need to do a bit of a shave first, but the maintenance after that is very easy.

Do you tend to have sensitive skin? Maybe you need to change up your skincare routine. Or you may just need some time to get used to it. It is kind of a violent action to rip hairs out of your skin after all. It gets easier though, fewer hairs come back and I find it doesn't even hurt anymore.

Most places vampires hang out don't have sprinklers, notably the graveyard and various crypts and tunnels.

Unfortunately, it means even less than Greedy Purple Turtle.

加 - add 拿 - grasp 大 - big

Not true at all. All my female friends are very down to earth. One of them did burst into tears the night before her wedding for seemingly no reason, but that's an emotional time and out of the ordinary for her. I'm probably the craziest one but I still think I'm very chill. It takes a lot to make me un-chill.

• Inspector Gadget

• Care Bears

• Babar

• Rupert

• Mona the Vampire

• Monster By Mistake

• Mummies Alive!

• Tales From the Cryptkeeper

• Freaky Stories

• Magic School Bus

• Stickin' Around

• Ned's Newt

• Anatole

• Cardcaptors

• Beast Machines (it's a sequel to Beast Wars)

• Xiaolin Showdown

• Jackie Chan Adventures

• American Dragon: Jake Long

• Are You Afraid of the Dark? (not a cartoon)

No, but I'm an introvert like my dad. My sister and my mom do, they're way more social. My closest cousin in age doesn't talk to me, and I don't talk to him, but we're each other's favourites and we've said as much in front of our other cousins.

Some of my aunts and uncles randomly showed up in my city and invited me out, so I showed them around a bit, and it was a nice time. I'm finding as I get older that I appreciate family more.

They are different tools, but fun fact, you can make curls or waves with a straightener depending on technique. A curling iron will only do curls.

Uni.

I'll be honest, I like it. It has a soft texture, nice mild buttery flavour, and can be incorporated into various dishes though is commonly eaten on its own as sashimi.