Emma

and Tilly!

They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.

That's manchurian. You're thinking of the largest, strongest and only movable bone in the human face.

Nope, not legal.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Or, that's a paddlin'.

Both applicable. Take your pick.

So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I'm as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.

I had no idea what had happened. I just felt a burning sensation on my neck. I thought at first I had just been cut by the corn stalk, but then the pain started spreading. I turned over the leaf and saw that, and freaked out.

The pain lasted for about 30 minutes. About an hour later, when I was able to look in the mirror, there was still a catapillar shaped welt.

It's because you said the "R" word. ;-)

Not Tilly. She's a little jerk when she wants to be. Won't leave her big sis alone. 😆

Not if he said, "No one will ever believe you."

I'm not your buddy, pal!

Poor you!! 😆

Glad you aren't drinking beer. You could get sand in your Schlitz. 😁

For those unaware, Schlitz is a brand of beer in the US. 😉

I was dropped on my head before i was even born conceived.

Ftfy ;-)

Giving me a hand job. So even if I lose, I've still won. 100 times.

It's poop. He eats his poop, doesn't he...?

Is the tommy gun just out of frame?

Sounds delicious. What are the crumbles on top? Brown sugar?

It's the new Tesla Model H(eron)

Yeah, it's taboo here, dontchaknow?!

I'm in the same boat. Over 40 years here, and my first time encountering one. I had a serious WTF moment.