Spyke
moist.catsweat.com

technically the catsweat thing is a running gag from the old Bloom County cartoon strip. cats dont actually sweat (maybe a bit through their paws), but realistically, no sweat.

Bloom County ran an arc where they extracted cat sweat and sold it as a remarkably effective 'hair growth tonic'.... until it later had the opposite effect and everyone who used it went bald

the word 'moist' just makes people uncomfortable, so of course thats what you name a social media server.

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lemmy.world

Here's my girls Charlotte and Emily, sisters from the same litter. Charlotte was all up in my grill because I was eating chicken and Emily was spawn camping while I was heating said chicken in the oven 😄

As a bonus, here's my mom's dog Walther who I have the privilege of dogsitting every week

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Fishbonereply
lemmy.world

If ye wish to climb the stairs,

Then first endure our three glares.

For moving, we aren't in the mood,

Though we may change our tune for food.

And a warning should our bowls lay empty,

Misfortune falls swift and plenty.

So please, appease us kitties three,

Lest ye wake in a bed of pee.

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lemmy.world

One of them always tells the truth, another always lies, and the last one bites your hand when petting their belly. Though that might be all of them.

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feddit.uk

They actually all lie about different things.

Grey cat likes to lie to get into the room you're in, if the door is closed, by pretending there's a horrific emergency on the other side of the door. "Help! Help! Let me into the bathroom with you! My agony shall not subside until I have access to this room! I am ill! I am dying!"

Stripey cat likes to open cupboard doors, cardboard boxes and then hunt, kill and eat pouches of wet cat food, then pretend it wasn't him at all, and he is hungry and hasn't eaten for days.

Black cat likes a more traditional "I've not been fed yet, I am starving", and also "I have no idea how the water bowl ended up upside down, but it looks like we're out of water again".

Thankfully, none of them will scratch or bite (at least not me or my partner). Black and stripey will both gently push your hand away when they've had enough tummy-tickle-time. Grey cat can be tickled for at least ten minutes. He just waits for you to get bored.

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feddit.uk

I love that someone wrote a poem about our cats. Thank you.

I think they'll like it too - I fear they're growing tired of me singing "Who's a little black/stripey/silver cat with a fluffy little nosey-wose, who is a cat with a fluffity tail" to the tune of "Ride a White Swan" by T-Rex.

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Fishbonereply
lemmy.world

Hey, you're welcome! I just thought it would be a logistical nightmare to get past the cats without disturbing them in your picture, and my brain ran with the idea.

On a related note: Check out the book "I Could Pee on This, and Other Poems by Cats". It's a little book of poems from the perspective of cats.

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They're all boys (and twin brothers) and they're all equally adorable, although maybe that one's a little more equal than the others :)

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Not Tilly. She's a little jerk when she wants to be. Won't leave her big sis alone. 😆

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Yup, she's a sphynx! She's an absolute love, but way worse at grooming herself than your typical cat

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lemmy.world

A long-dead cat for your pleasure. She arrived on my doorstep a starving kitten; after extensive travel in New Zealand she went to live in Canada, where she apparently lived to a ripe old age.

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I downloaded this pic of your supremely photogenic doggo.

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stoned_apereply
lemmy.world

She's part staffie part beagle part pug part American Eskimo dog part pit all 35 lbs of love 😄

Someone who got her litter mate did one of those genetic tests and that was the top 5 lol just a mutt

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lemmy.world

Aww I have a rescue pug and pug/beagle/Boston terrier mix (bugton) and they are hilarious personalities.

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stoned_apereply
lemmy.world

She is the daintiest little thing and the noises that she makes like elephant grunts 🥰🥰

We have two others a 17 year old lab mix I've had since he was 4 months old and a 10 year old beagle shepherd that my wife got while we were dating/roommates

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MrsDoylereply
lemmy.world

I love the look on that poor dog's face - "Such a big bed, and I'm only allowed this little corner? Do something!"

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It's several cats. The proud father looks confused. (I suppose it's a girl too)

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Here is a sweeter picture of the same cat. I like the crazy eyes in the first picture.

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Ahaha it looks like you're the one who must be rescued from this daemon :D

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lemmy.ml

Here's Roto-Borola, who has somehow fallen asleep while sitting up like a person.

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bruhduhreply
lemmy.world

Thank you) he is a very smart one, understands everything and extremely strong too, he sometimes pulls weight few times his own

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Some sort of cross, with a dash of Chinese crested... He is a strange one... Never a dull moment!

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lemmy.ml

those aren't mine but my friends'

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Varcourreply
lemm.ee

A lot of people have raccoons. Mostly not on purpose.

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Did you ever see the guy on YouTube who feeds a giant group of fat ones hot dogs? It's my therapy.

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my cousin has a few since they own a wild life park

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mefitisreply
lemmy.world

Sorry for being nosy, but that string of pearls(?) in the background is looking great! I hope I can grow my strings of things to be even half that long one day!

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

He's an American Pygmy (I think), a goat that stays about the size you see in this picture, they make really good pets even if you have a small yard. You can even (mostly) potty train them!

I tried uploading some more and it's being an asshole so idk maybe I'll make a community fornpostig cute animal pics or something

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lemmy.world

My coworker has these goats. They breed them once a year and I would go over and hold the kids sometimes. They're super chill. The adult goats are like big puppies. How fun for you!

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Goats are so cute and sweet. And if they didn't scream like they're in a horror movie half the time, they'd be perfect pets.

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Oha
lemmy.ohaa.xyz

My cat. (Image compressed to 50kb to save bandwith)

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lemmy.world

Baby sitting my mom's dog and that's my cat! He wants that spot.

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lemmy.world

Her name is Nibbler, we've had her for 16 years now from a bulletin board free cat ad and lately have been reminded it's not forever... but she's still in charge of the house

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lemmy.world

This is Daisy - the goodest of all good dogs. If you lined up all the dogs in the world from goodest to less gooder, she would be at the top of the queue.

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lemmy.world

Okay, if I must share photos of my pets, you've forced my hand!

Here are Charlie and Ghost. It looks like they are friends. They are not because Ghost doesn't have any friends and likes it that way.

Charlie likes Ghost though.

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lemmy.world

My sweet Lana, who's currently thousands of miles away, with my fiance.

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