When we grew up wondering how we would address overpopulation, impoverishment wasn't something we had in mind.

The secret love child of Kim Jong and Elon.

Streaming services become required by law like insurance

Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?

Because it has all of the entertainment electrolytes a human needs

You have a massive obesity problem that is killing you and it is not normal.

Should we tell them their family joined the protest?

I want to see one of these bad boys outside on someone's lawn next to their free literature box. Fill it with some DVDs and Blurays, let people take and add whatever they like, see what happens.

Now introducing Enshittium Browser ad diarrhea flows freely

Near monopolies say monopolistic behavior is good for you and does not only benefit them. More bullshit at 11.

Hi, I'm annoying and want to be helpful. Am I helpful? If I repeat the same options again when you've told me I'm not helpful, will that be helpful? I won't remember this conversation once it's ended.

Hi, which option have you told me you already don't want would you like?

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, please rage again.

Take a brick to Roku until it agrees to your terms.

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Try to eat healthy and perform a minimal workout every day. Eat more fresh fruits or vegetables. It's quick to make a simple yogurt bowl with fruit and granola, or a salad with lean meat or chick peas. Start with a few push ups, crunches, reverse crunches, and at least a 30 minute walk. Small changes gradually will help you feel better with how you look and feel with a small time investment.

I'm so looking forward to all of my Newspeak translations. Thanks! drinks bleach

Remember to charge him for interviews when his business model falls through.

They had no money. For Terra.

If it was just a traffic ticket you can hire a traffic lawyer for fairly cheap if you don't want to go to court or would like the comfort of someone there for you who does this often. In CA, I've seen this typically cost around $50 for handling a traffic ticket. They can get most tickets dismissed or at the very least the fine reduced. If a cop no shows it gets dismissed.

Best to get it renewed asap though as previous commenters suggested, then it becomes a non-issue, so a trip to the DMV might be a good idea. I'd head your DMV website since the address varies depending on the state you're in. Renewing a REAL ID may require you take a short refresher course and provide two documents that prove residency, one that proves identity (US Passport, previous license, SSA card, etc) they'll tell you what you need on there though.

And another piece of empirical evidence for permanent absentee ballot voting.

Lying liar lies again. We're all horribly shocked.

Because he already ate all of the spare ribs.