"Why aren't Americans doing anything?" then y'all shit on the Florida Man creeping into the presidential palace with a shotgun and gas can

Congrats, pretty sure "mom took away my internet" is the primary entry point for IT professionals

This guy fucks

Mentioning this without including the verification can story should be illegal

Genuinely my first response. What are VMs for?

~1600 people left "unaccounted for" when they shut down the one in Florida.

Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime.

12 seconds to shit?

Not near enough time.

Where I'm at, a lot of the weed dealers have shifted to E post-legalization. You love to see it

Two words: malicious compliance.

The answer is simple: ban teens

I fought back during one of these and ended up with charges for "destruction of police property" somehow. Pig ripped his pants. Ignoring how that might have come to pass and my broken nose/fucked up teeth, end result was them graciously letting me go with a $500 fine. It was another cop who intervened and actually brought me in to the station, but for some mysterious reason the public defender "couldn't" get him on the stand.

Anyways it's nothing new, just preaching to the choir/venting a little. ACAB, the most disgusting betrayal of your community there is is to pick up a gun and start barking orders from behind a badge.

You're 40, huh?

In my town the children fuck with these to learn to fuck with waymos when they grow up. Trapping them with signs is funny and you can't get in trouble, bashing/stripping them is cooler but they're expensive enough that pretty much any damage is a "felony" so watch out for that

Playing catch-up, we'll get one

Females, am I right fellas?

Smells kinda like reddit in here

CIA vs Castro is the Coyote vs Roadrunner of politics

Don't forget making orphans for pedophiles

A single bitter, crowing "hah!" at whoever thought there wasn't at least this much overlap between our corporate and government masters. Welcome to hell kid, shoutout to whatever's being trained on the last ~30 years of everything that touched the internet in the NSA's Utah data center. Rose coloured PRISM though, I dream of the day when someone makes those search tools public and I can reminisce through my preteen MSN Messenger convos

"Make Europe Great Again" vibes

Beloved anti scraping/ddos tool