Follow the money

At the end of his premiership, Starmer stands accused by a former member of his cabinet of nothing less than ignoring evidence of Israeli war crimes.

The next leader of Britain may, or may not, change course.

Ten pounds they don't change course.

Unlimited power!

Oh dear. My heat melted brain read that as Iran Visits. Why are the Iranians doing a hit piece on the Houses Of Parliament?

I hope he gets sacked from the cabinet first. I don't know why he's in politics. It just seems to be for one of two things: being smug and avoiding answering questions.

Apparently the only cabinet member to be delivering her brief. Albeit delivering an utterly shit brief, but still delivering.

So chances are shell be kept.

why did a US fighter pilot avoid British trial after strangling a woman in England

Because this is where the power imbalance lies between men and women and the US and the UK. The sicko pervert rapist knows this and the spineless UK government knows this. 😢

Fuck that creepy looking cunt.

Now you understand how the British state works.

Get Keir to do it 😆

Sounds like they need to call Michelle Pfeiffer to sort that lot out.

/c/creepy_thoughts?

The karma of it all. Perhaps Jeremy Corbyn will be on hand to help him through the agony of a knife in the back?

🤣 These guys are obsessed with Jeremy Corbyn.

It's like OJ all over again.

Starmer: No, it was that people didn't connect with me when I told them my father was a tool maker and my mother a nurse. Maybe I should have mentioned it more.

I'm ok. Just chopping onions completely coincidentally at the same time reading this comic 🥲.

What position is Wes going to demand for this? Place your bets now!

We are merely the vessel with which to produce harm.

Facefuck, 2026.

Ask this question on the Commons instead of Twitter like you're paid to do.

"I want to be paid too" says Famke Janssen when questioned about Marvel's new blockbuster.

I've rage quit multiple subscriptions when they've failed to deliver. I feel ya Captain 🤣.