It's so plug & play

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say...me too. I don't care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don't know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

That chair was made for me!

Yup. "Trans" is the new "witch".

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven't learned to properly process the video.

That's one whisper you shouldn't be careless with.

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

"Why are you in palliative?"

"Silicosis."

"Brah, that is so fkn chad!"

I'm jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!

Right?! I'm just walking down the road, when suddenly a wall rises around me, and a game console pops up in front of me, right to the dreaded Pronoun screen, and the game demands that I pick my pronoun and acknowedge the existence, and therefore superiority of non-cis people, before I can continue on my merry way!! LITERALLY. SHOVED.

/s

But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

They"re not my favourite, but they're definitely #2

I prefer flam over flim.

Flirt on, if you like her. You're gonna be awkward. It's gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she'll like the awkwardness. She's looking for a fellow human, not a love god.

But if she gets turned off, then it wasn't meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there's still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.

Well, I'm sure he appreciates that this was consensual.

This comic is the shit

Bet Anakin had power converters, though.

"Roight, blokes. Doff your rubbish in the skip, else me bobbies will haul you roight to the Tower o' London!"

Here, bro. Here's your laptop

And go through metal detectors every day at work.