you forgot "being black"

I had a lady in the marketing department open a ticket with us many years ago when ILoveYou was running rampant and we had blocked yahoo mail, gmail, etc on our corporate network and she was PISSED because "I need to access that for my other job!". Yes, she put that in the ticket. That was a brief discussion with her manager and a resume generating event for her.

Just to clarify something... they say it "resets the switch" but some people may not realize in Cisco parlance, that means factory reset, as in wipe it completely and start with a fresh config. It was WAAAY worse than just rebooting it.

When Express Setup is inadvertently invoked by the protective boot of the cable, these messages are seen in the syslog:

%SYS-7-NV_BLOCK_INIT: Initialized the geometry of nvram

%EXPRESS_SETUP-6-CONFIG_IS_RESET: The configuration is reset and the system will now reboot

%SYS-5-RELOAD: Reload requested by NGWC led process. Reload Reason: Reload command.

%STACKMGR-1-RELOAD_REQUEST: 1 stack-mgr: Received reload request for all switches, reason Reload command

%STACKMGR-1-RELOAD: 1 stack-mgr: Reloading due to reason Reload command.

After this occurs, the device resets. The startup configuration is erased once the device enters Express Setup.

Well have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

Still not a drag queen...

Unless it's deemed a "bad" one by your local klanned karenhood and removed from the library for being tOo WoKe

golf clap

Steam Cube thing

I saw someone call it the Valve GabeCube and I can't unsee it now, lol

Good luck. They passed the timely access to care act and you can't actually use it because doctors and health systems ignore it, and your insurance will make you jump through so many hoops you'll feel like fucking Luigi before you're done.

I think you missed the joke.

Ironically I would have been happy to help her figure out a solution had she not been a complete and utter bitch about it. Instead she got her ass fired for misusing company resources. I suspect her boss was looking for an excuse, 'cause this woman was a 100% Karen stereotype.

with a plug which can only be used by other brands.

Let's not spread misinformation. Teslas come with an adapter to use J1772 plugs for charging, they can use those stations just fine.

helped develop the rabbis vaccine they could put in meat and drop from planes. He’s the reason you never had to worry about getting rabbis in America.

We have lots of rabbis in America, someone should warn the Jewish population that there's a vaccine for them! /s

(I'm pretty sure you mean "rabies" but yours is a hell of a lot funnier)

it's on you to meet sure your understood

ಠ_ಠ

Interesting how you dropped the second half of that sentence to try to hammer it into your point about "oh em gee teh gubmint is gunna git me".

The new law, which reforms the state’s conservatorship system, expands the definition of “gravely disabled” to include people who are unable to provide themselves basic needs such as food and shelter due to an untreated mental illness or unhealthy drugs and alcohol use.

replaced sugar with chemicals

OH NO, NOT SCARY CHEMICALS!!!111

Sugar is a chemical, ya dolt. So is water. So are most of the components that make up you.

Man, education has really taken a nose dive...

Ryan Reynolds as Clark Kent, Hugh Laurie and Keanu Reeves as the CIA leads

become an escape goat

LOL

I would really love to know where journalism’s balls disappeared to.

Into the billionaire oligarch pockets when they ran around and bought up all the media in the last several years. The vast majority of "mainstream media" is now just a mouthpiece for whatever narrative those special few want to push.

Monkey see, monkey do...