Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With ‘Heaven’ Declaration
Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?
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Trump took my job in April. Trump placed tariffs so the economy is crashing. Trump fired the lady that was reporting on new job creation. The metrics that track the chances of me getting a new job are falsified.
I hope he dies. I hope he dies alone and is scared in the end. I hope he dies before I become homeless. Damn him until the seas dry and the land ashens. Damn him until time itself shatters.
Those last two lines are fire my friend. Good luck on the job search
Thanks, I need it.
I hope he dies in terror while surrounded by brown and black people.
Personally I’ve been wishing for car fires that they can’t escape from and, if they’re in a Tesla, there might be a chance of that.
A Tesla crash, followed by an antibiotic-resistant flesh-eating bacterial infection.
Me less so. I feel like those people would be scapegoated.
Eh fair point.
I keep hoping the next Big Mac is the one that does him in.
He deserves to suffer horribly, helplessly seeing his situation deterioriate day by day, as his wealth and power is stipped from him.
The reality is that the next fascist republican will be worst (smarter and more evil). America is literally better off with Trump, the incompetent one.
A malignant narcissist, rapist, molester, pedophile, repeat adulterer, pathological liar, who's primary personality traits include gloating, overt cruelty and hatred getting into any version of heaven? Add in the estimated 1.5 million Americans who unnecessarily lost their lives due to Trump's deliberate politicizing of a pandemic and I think he's going to hell in a hand basket.
I wish he'd do it sooner
And the estimated 300K deaths from gutting US AID overnight.
There goes Pittsburgh too, not that it matters to the hacks that help put him in office.
Yet loads of Americans think he's the next coming of Christ
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
A malignant narcissist, a rapist, a molester, a pedophile, a felon, a repeat adulterer and a pathological liar walk up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter says “Other way, Donald.”
I hope this man never has a moment of peace for the rest of his miserable life.
I'm fairly comfortable that he isn't ever able to find peace. What fleeting moments of satisfaction he finds are shoveled into the bottomless pit of his narcissism and forgotten in his sad, insatiable need for more.
His niece says he's miserable all the time.
Has Trump released those Epstein pedo files where is name is littered throughout yet?
#curious
They're scrubba dub dubbing as we speak. They say they're releasing them this friday.
It’ll come in a bundle with the infrastructure plan, the health care plan…
Hey wait a minute that's what they said the last Friday!
Just checking Bolton has none ot the real ones at home first with an fbi raid, totally normal
Never have I been so disappointed in the second half of a sentence
There was apparently a time when Trump knew how to put his tie at the correct level.
Also, Trump is in the Epstein Files.
Getting a tie tied correctly with tiny hands is difficult.
Is that a suit jacket with denim pants and denim shirt? He must have been high as balls when he got dressed.
Release the Trump/Epstein files
Ask Biden he will do it.. he had four years!
Why won't Trump do it now though? If he's innocent why not prove it
MAGA is outraged over the Epstein files and libs/democrats are jumping on the band wagon
They're both corrupt. Only one of them is in them.
Honestly im fine with everyone involved in the cover up getting life in prison. Those involve with the trafficking and pedophilia themselves should be put in general pop. It'll sort itself out.
It's easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than it will be for him and his ilk to get into heaven.
If I believed in heaven, I'd probably take more solace in that. But I would much prefer we enact justice while he's living, even if only as an example to others who'd wish to follow in his footsteps.
If Trump could get into heaven, then I want nothing to do with it.
Don't wait for the pie in the sky in the sweet bye and bye. If we want justice, we have to make it happen here on earth.
I hope his final days are spent in terror, just panicking confusing terror
These evil people deserve a fate worse than hell. Religion is only there to keep us common folk in line. If the god existed that Christian’s fear then these hypocrites would already be doomed. All this does is become an escape goat to put one actions and excuses into something that can’t be held accountable.
I don't believe in a Christian afterlife (and the jury's out on any at all), but I really want there to be one so these sick fucks can have all the pain and suffering they've caused rubbed into their faces.
Arguably, this is the entire appeal of the hellfire doctrine. It's not really in the Bible at all--there are scriptures you can kinda interpret that way, but you can kinda interpret another way, too. It's bolted onto Christianity and repeated from the pulpit so often that the pews don't notice that it isn't really there.
Like the seven deadly sins, it's just more appendant mythology to herd the sheep.
He should be reincarnated as a cockroach that immediately gets stomped. And that should repeat a few thousand times.
LOL
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He is afraid of dying because he well knows there is a special place in hell for him. Right next to Reagan and Thatcher.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Reagan and Haig
Mr. Begin and friend
Mrs. Thatcher
And Paisley "Hello Maggie!"
Mr. Brezhnev and party "Scusi dov'è il bar?"
The ghost of McCarthy
And the memories of Nixon
And now, adding colour "Who's the bald chap?"
A group of anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati
Trump makes me wish hell existed.
I am going to need something a little stronger than Hell for he and his kind...
Trump 79 dies…🤞🏽
He doesn't deserve such an easy out, but he will probably get it.
At least we still get to piss on his grave
It's a totally different golden throne for him.
Not really the actual golden throne is technically also a toilet.
May he rest in piss.
Sadly yes. He’s demise and eventual death needs to be long and painful for him. For all we know he could be very well in excruciating pain and he is just loaded up with pain killers and his staff has been told to keep it quiet. Just look at his face and the way he talks and moves around, he’s not the same trump from even a year ago.
You can't hurt him worse than he does and always has.
Don't be so pessimistic. There's a ton of really creative people in this world.
I'm concerned that he has maintained his health for this long.
If he wants to maximize his chances of seeing Heaven, he should start working towards that now. I would suggest he gives away all his wealth, resigns from any position of power, publicly apologizes for his past misdeeds, and retreats to spend the rest of his days living as a monk in a remote monastery, preferably one where all the brothers take a vow of silence.
Yeah, he's more likely to decide he was chosen by God for a mission, botch it while claiming a tremendous success, and declare he has a guaranteed spot at the right of God, if not as his successor.
All of these overrich believers will stretch their beliefs with no limit until they encompass their whole life and actions. They're "chosen".
Pretty much this, when people with his level of narcissism 'find god' it's always with a self-affirmation bent, that God must want whatever he wants, because he is the best and obviously whatever he wants is, by definition, right.
If anything, a person might conclude they've been too lenient somehow and they need to double down on "their vision" before it's too late.
Next up: Unsolicited call to the Pope to determine how much he'd need to donate to make it to heaven.
Papel Indulgence are a thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgence
Were a thing, and if Sky Daddy is real his mercy definitely isn't for sale. He might double smite you for asking though.
Religion is 80% marketing, 20% helping the community. The Sky Cake is a lie, but it does get some good things done.
Unfortunately it does just as much harm, if not more.
80% harm, 20% good
Mobsters like Capone and Escobar always do lots of community outreach, so what? That 80% should be good works. Why don't churches use their vast treasure to give free health care to the citizens? Or free college?
I'd say the same thing about the mafia, though 20% good might be a stretch.
Not enough smiting going on.
Ohh yeah it is. Confession is also a hotline to low-key blackmail.
"Come on down to 'Honest Epstein's House of Confessions,' where nobody will record your confessions for future blackmail purposes, we promise.🤞 Ask about our 'Special Services' for discreet wealthy men."
"...and, and, and, get this: I got Nobel Peace Prize coming in any minute now! It's in the bag!"
"Hmm, that's not what I hear."
I hope it's cause he's dying
He's 79, he's not going to get better.
yeah as if he believes in anything but making money
That's a strange way to spell "stealing"
In addition to the Trumpstein files being released, I think Taco Camacho's health records need to be released, if he's had any doctor visits with a real doctor and not just some "central casting" version of that.
Same goes for his school records, while we are at it. :)
Most likely he's just fishing for some sympathy.
May justice be done, without fear or favor.
Old people start talking nonchalantly about death when they feeling their mortality waning. Hoping Trump's a late to recognize that feeling.
Boy it sure would be scary if there was some part of the Bible that told you that how you treated the least amongst us, the hungry, the immigrant, the homeless, was how you treated god.
I’m sure trump has nothing to worry about, he’s always been real nice to the vulnerable among us right?
Matthew 25:40-45 New International Version
40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’
Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions: - Benjamin L. Corey - https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
FTFY
There's no way we're gonna be so lucky. Plus, JD in the WH? Yikes.
Of course Trump wouldn't know that the lowest spot on the totem pole was the most honored.
I mean, if you’re feeling like doing good things to try to buy your way to heaven, I know there is a shit ton of student loans that could be forgiven… just sayin
You're in luck, they're willing to do that but only if you join ICE.
Maybe if you want to go to heaven do something that has even the slightest positive impact on the world instead of constantly doubling down on making everything shittier....
Or if you really wanted to seal the deal you could turn yourself and all your cronies over to the justice system for your innumerable crimes and be held accountable.
Jk there's no such thing as heaven.
Are we sure those are “concerns” and not “hopes”?
I don't believe for a moment that he is actually even remotely religious. I suspect he's at most an apathetic agnostic. We all know he simply panders to Christians to get their support. He sees them as suckers who he can grift, just like their preachers do.
I buy it.
If you spend enough time near people on their way out you will find even agnostic and atheist praying at times, Pascals wager and all that. Almost everyone is scared of death, including those that won't admit. One bad doctors visit can turn people religious.
My mother knew when her time was up. Her last words: "Well, that's it, then, Love you. Bye."
Some people might plead and beg. Not everyone.
He worships himself
Trump worships himself. That's all there is for him.
Please die a horrible death, like so painful you'd reach for a knife to just end it yourself. Actually I want it so painful and long lasting that you can't reach, just lie there and fade into pain.
If Satan were real, he'd make a gold-painted express lane just for him.
This is a level of self recognition beyond what I thought he was capable of. Perhaps it is terminal lucidity kicking in. I hope he is suffering.
I'm gonna go on a limb and say that if that dude gets into heaven, they've got some super low standards. I mean, 2am drunkard with full-on coke bottle glasses low.
All these really good people coming in behind him saying "Wait, HE'S here? Why the fuck did I behave myself all these years? I could have gotten laid 1000 more times, but NOOOO, I have to remain faithful to my wife, and protect my mortal soul, and I end up in the same place as HIM? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"
"Can I help you?"
"Oh, no, I'm sorry, I wasn't calling you, I was using your name on vain, Sorry."
"Yeah, you might wanna watch that, we take that one kind of seriously around here."
Satan: Nicky, get the pineapple ready.
Being a rapist pedo will do that, yeah. On top of all the other shit.
The orange diseased carcass of a human:
If you play stairway to heaven forwards, it contains a secret plan for getting to heaven for rich people.
He’s just fucking saying this to get in good graces with the Christian idiots to make himself look like he’s more repentant than he is. It’s all to win back hearts because of Epstein being pervasive.
I'm sure he's probably trolling again. But I do enjoy the thought of him having a small glimpse of clarity about what a piece of shit he's been his whole life. Full clarity from a narcissist like that would be too much to ask. If he ever saw himself clearly for even a second, he would never stop throwing up.
The ONLY place he will never reach
Eh, Ol' Bone Spurs ain't making it to Valhalla either
another news outlet falls for and prints another distraction.
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. You wanna do the funniest thing ever?
But nah. He probably just got reminded that he wasn't made the new pope and is now angry that christianity hates him and wants his evangelical base to stroke his... ego.
uh, then how about you repent and do something GOOD with the PHENOMENAL POWER you've been UNJUSTLY GIVEN?!?!?!
This reminds me of a comedy bit where a guy gets to heaven and Hitlers there and Hitler goes “I know, I’m just as surprised as you are”
I wish he'd seek forgiveness and make amends while he was still alive. You know... Because there is no god.
His existence is already proof of a sinister creator or lack thereof. If there were a heaven, they would not let one of the worst human beings alive this millennium.
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At least the knows
Who didn't treat the sorjourner as their own?
For a male at age 79 it’s easy to wake up one day - dead.
Who is worse Just Dumb of Putin's Sock Puppet? I will not shed any tears, but I will bust open a refreshing beer.
Would be nice if he died before midterms and all the magats just shrug and say “welp parties over” and they never vote again.
I wouldn't say "concerns"...
St. Peter will deny the loser entry with a single finger salute and point him towards his buddy Epstein.
Make my fucking day trump you fucking shit stain
I'd be thrilled if it could be something that's fairly slow and increasingly painful, for say, 4 to 6 weeks.
Sparks health party plans fixed the headline