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What's the stupidest thing to ask a genie for?
The stupidest thing to ask a genie for is to bring somebody back from the dead. They are unable to grant that wish. I learned this from the movie, "Aladdin"
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What's the stupidest thing to ask a genie for?
The stupidest thing to ask a genie for is to bring somebody back from the dead. They are unable to grant that wish. I learned this from the movie, "Aladdin"
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Work ordeal
I was too lazy to cook dinner so I just ate 1 pound of strawberries and then I farted like 20 times in the span of an hour. Some were smellier than others.
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Man arrested at Trump LA golf course days before president's planned visit
It doesn't mean he was thinking about assassinating Trump.
Besides, California gun laws can be complicated, he could have bought an "illegally modified" AR back when the mod was legal, and was unable to de-modify it. Many California gun owners may have illegal firearms (purchased legally then later made illegal through legislation) at home and not a lot of solutions to resolve it besides a buy-back program which offers like $100 gift cards.
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How to move a sofa
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I have friends and family members that are willing to do tasks like this. They accept cash. They also get invited to gatherings.
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How do I become ungovernable?
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Travel instead of drive, and always carry a pen with red ink
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What's your least important responsibility?
Feeding the crows peanuts
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Who do you blame?
Everyone but myself
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Are crimes prohibited in your district?
No
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Has Mamdami ever made a statement condemning cannibalism?
Has mamdani ever declared that the sky is blue and grass is green?
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California player wins five-figure Powerball prize as jackpot hits $786 million
I wanna win
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The Rotten Stench of Elon Musk's Political Money - "Elon Musk will be spending $100 million to $120 million in at least eight states to help elect Republicans in November"
I don't understand why people are allowed to give money to politicians that aren't in their district. Like only donate to politicians that are running in the district that you're registered to vote in.
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What do you deserve?
I deserve a nice chocolate cake
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Unable to find some communities
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Thank you for that explanation. I will test it and post content on those communities with my .world account now that my .today account is subscribed to them, so I can interact with them moving forward.
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Guatemala issues 'danger' alert after Fuego volcano erupts
Guatemala has a lot of volcanic activity, so this is probably just another day for the locals.
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way worse
Ok but there's a bunny on the tarmac and that could be a concern
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A simpler time
I imagined they would be squatting for shits
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Luigi Mangione’s federal trial now scheduled for January 2027 to not clash with state case
they haven't called me to testify that he was with me
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They have their reasons. You know what you did.
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side effect: poop sweats
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Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office
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He also never plans on dying but it's going to happen