British tapas

My right sock does it! Sock bros

Dolly from earlier today

Used to get watered down wine during dinner when I was under 10. Probably had some bearing on why I drank a full bottle of red and several large whiskys last night and feel like shit today..

Terry’s weird school photo

Ah crap

Can I plug my book in to charge?
Sorry I’m still charging my cigarette

Yugo 45

Very much like this one

My 20 year account got banned for using Apollo sideloaded. I still go there but let’s be honest, lemmy has far better memes

My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
Nothing sounds quite like it

Depression Tofu

Finally took the plunge and bought an ev. 2nd hand Citroen E-C4.
My old Kona was starting to develop engine faults and I’m sick of all the things that can and do go wrong with all those cogs, belts and pistons.
Just my luck the Citroen arrived with a bloody fault. Weird buzzing noise coming from the head unit which was diagnosed as a faulty vacuum pump. Company said they’ll fix it. If they don’t they’ll take it back.
Apart from that I really love it. Never had an ev or even an automatic before so it’s weird having nothing to do with your left hand and foot.
It’s on charge atm via a 3 pin plug until I can afford a proper charger.

Hope you’re having a good one so far.

Got a mate who lives in Singapore stopping over for a couple of nights. I’m working nights so I won’t get to see much of her but it’s great to catch up no matter how briefly.
Installed a water filter under my sink. I now have a third tap which dispenses delicious cold water. My water stinks of chlorine most of the time so it’s such a treat to not be drinking swimming pool water anymore!

I hope your week is going well. And thank you for asking

Ouch

Tweakybeat for the iPhone. One of the first music apps to come out on iOS. I bought it before I had an iPhone - to play with on the test phones at work.
It’s a monophonic sequencer with a single noise source which can be tweaked to make drums, beeps, swoops and gurgles. Such fun and always go back to it for a quick bleep session ever so often

Working night shift 8-8 over Christmas so will have a proper Christmas Day with my wife and daughter (+bf) on Sunday.
Pain in the arse but… triple time so January pay will be nice.
Had an early Christmas down at my brother’s which was bloody great. Don’t get to see him as often as I’d like so every time is special.
Gonna make the usual favourite of Brazil nut roast en croute. Piece of piss to make but delicious and really fits the occasion. Also: cabbage in a “cheese” and peanut sauce, red cabbage, sprouts, carrots, roast parsnips and one million crunchy roast potatoes. Can not wait!

Hope you all had a great Christmas!

Good stuff, thank you! Just downloaded abrp and will give it a go on me next road trip. Cheers

My cat, Skippy had terrible seizures, throwing herself around the room. It was terrifying.
Turned out it was her flea collar. Heard of other people who’ve experienced the same thing

If you get sick of it, £70 gets you a full kit which is dead easy to install yourself from uk water filters