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Anyone ever want to pirate for moralistic reasons?
Which Kanye song?
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Anyone ever want to pirate for moralistic reasons?
Which Kanye song?
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Woman called a child the N word, then she claimed to be the victim. So far she raised over $150,000
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Jesus fucking christ
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Iran's president, foreign minister and others found dead at helicopter crash site, state media says
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Definitely!
Widely regarded as one of the greatest players in the history of the sport, Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi won five NBA championships and was an 18-time All-Star, a 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, a 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and a two-time NBA Finals MVP.
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People Who Drink Bottled Water on a Daily Basis Ingest 90,000 More Microplastic Particles Each Year
I don’t know how to judge 90,000 microplastic particles as a quantity.
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Why do most gaming laptops have vents on the bottom?
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I think that it’s fairly safe to say that nobody uses a gaming laptop on their lap when gaming, particularly mouse and keyboard players. I only use mine when I travel for work, and I bring a proper keyboard and mouse with me.
That said, I do occasionally use it on my lap. When not gaming, the heat produced is pretty low and it works just fine. It also has small intake vents on the side.
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Beach season in occupied Crimea
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My guess would be that it is people who live in an active war zone in enemy occupied territory. But who knows…
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iPhone 16 Leaks: Apple Might Dethrone Samsung With The Thinnest Bezels Yet
You know, I was using my iphone 15 the other day and was extraordinarily bothered by its thicc bezels. Thank god apple is innovating solutions for problems like these.
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Europeans of Lemmy, what places in Europe should foreigners avoid at all cost?
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Airbnbs/rentals drive up the cost of housing.
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Bondi faces criticism for saying DOJ will 'target' anyone who engages in 'hate speech'
I’m assuming that will also extend to people using hate speech against racial minorities or lgbtq+ folks? Or just white people?
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YSK the body of women is designed to produce children. They have breasts to feed kids. They also have powerful hormones that influence their mood and fertility.
What is the point of this post?
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Pliny doesn't like when I travel
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Obligatory Taco Bob.
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Salvadoran President Bukele proposes prisoner swap with Maduro for Venezuelan deportees
But… isn’t the US paying him to keep those prisoners?
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Portugal has plenty of kitties to pet
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Sovcit is trying to clear their thoughts.
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The tough part is that you are both correct.
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“Gaming chair”
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Andrew Tate and brother Tristan to be tried in Romania on rape and trafficking charges
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Fantastic reply. I’m glad to see civility with internet strangers.
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RTX 4090 liquid cooled with 12,000 BTU air conditioner, RTX 5090 up next — GPU runs at 20C
Somebody looked at this meme and thought, yeah, let’s do that!
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Every time I bring the suit case out.
Same
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There are two cats in this picture
Excellent void! Also 2 cats in this picture:
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To what joke are they laughing? Post your version as a comment! Best wins
Saw this on Reddit ages ago, and it still cracks me up:
So there's a farm. On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.
They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the music, and the horse says "you know what? I'm gonna learn how to do that."
So the horse calls up Guitar Center, and he says to the guy on the phone, "Hey, listen. I wanna learn to play guitar."
Guy on the phone says "no problem. Come on down."
"No, there might be one problem. I'm a horse."
"Naw, it ain't a problem. We'll get some attachments, I can teach you to play. Promise."
So horse turns out to be a natural. He gets GOOD. And he calls over Cow and Chicken and he's like "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO" and he jams out like Jimi Hendrix. And Cow says "holy shit. That's awesome. I want to learn to do something like that too. What's like that?" And horse says "Bass. Learn to play bass."
So Cow calls up Guitar Center, and she says "Hey, listen, I wanna learn to play bass guitar."
Guy on the phone says "No problem, miss, come on down."
"Eh, this might be a problem. I'm a cow."
"Nah, no problem. I helped a horse recently, I can teach you to play too. Promise."
So Cow learns to play the bass, and Cow is fucking amazing at it. So Cow and Horse are jamming, and Chicken gets a bit jealous. He says "Damn, I wanna learn something too. But not like that."
Horse says "Well, I mean, we need a drummer around here."
So Chicken calls up Guitar Center, and he says "Hey, listen, I wanna learn to play drums."
Guy on the phone says "No problem, man. Come on down."
"Eh, maybe a problem. I'm a chicken."
"Naw. Ain't no thing. I taught a horse guitar and a cow bass. I can teach you drums."
So chicken learns the drums, and he's fucking amazing. So Cow, Horse, and Chicken all start having jam sessions whenever the farmer's out. And one day they're playing, and a big record agent is driving down the road. And he hears them, and he's like "what the fuck? that sounds amazing." so he stops at the farm, and he finds them all playing in the barn. And he says "Holy shit. You guys sound AWESOME. I wanna represent you, make this a real band, make some music. You're gonna be HUGE."
So Cow and Chicken and Horse take this guy's deal, and they move to the city, they cut albums, and they're big. REAL big. Top 10 hits, platinum albums, the works. They get set for their first tour. But there's a problem, see. Horse gets a phone call, his mom's real sick. Cow and Chicken, though, they're cool as hell. They say "Listen. Go see your mom. We'll delay the first show a couple of days, so fly back home, spend some time with her, and then jump on a plane and come meet us."
Horse says "Thanks, guys. you're the best," and he takes off.
Couple of days later, Horse's mom is just fine. Turned out to be a real bad cold, she gets over it, and he spends another night there. The following morning, he gets a call. It's his agent. Cow and Chicken's plane went down, they died in the crash. The band is done. he's lost his best friends. And horse, this breaks him, man. He's been through so much with them, and he feels real down in the dumps. So he takes a walk, and while he's on that walk, he just can't shake the blue, so he figures to himself "Alright, alright. One drink, just to get over it."
So Horse walks into the local bar. Bartender looks at him and says "Hey. Why the long face?"