You know all the depictions of Jesus do look a lot more like a Scotsman than someone from Jerusalem.

Burnham is a captain.

Any scapegoat plays. When I was a kid Reagan blamed black women.

Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

You can't just say Sharia law and expect a new seat assignment.

I didn't say it, I invoked it.

Every accusation is a confession from this guy.

So if X-itter accounts were to threaten persons or places that were in the interest of the state to protect that responsibility lies on Musk?

Tell me your adult children don't speak with you without saying it.

You should see what he does at the dumpster behind the turnpike Arby's to own the libs.

He has changed since he was Lt. Governor of Pennsylvania. He has been treated for a stroke and depression. I applaud his candor and openness in discussing his treatment. Getting medical treatment is not weakness.

However, his political positions have shifted since his term in Harrisburg and Senate election. Each day it seems like he less represents me and shares my views. I'll be pushing for Malcom Kenyatta to run against him in the 2028 primary.

Mexico

2 Mexico

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Mexico III: Tokyo Drift

We just figured the galaxy didn't have the budget for non humanoid intelligent life.

Do something you spineless weasels.

Isn't taking a government salary when you're dead fraud?

So "hit it and quit it" is the jedi way. Got it.

Scientology somehow managed to reach cult "escape velocity" and survive the death of its leader.

They're going to keep giving it to him to gauge his decline.

Is she the one who gets rescue cats to feed the coyotes?

I'd love to see Trav hyphenate and have Kelce‐Swift on his jersey. It would anger all the right people.

Even 7 year old me knew it was Alternating Current/Direct Current. Did none of them actually ever work with a kitchen appliance from the 70s?