Into the ground, you say?

Fauxgramming

Personally I'd say every single product and service being transparently wrapped in a personal information honeypot

Hershey is going to start making chocolate??

men don't universally conform to a stereotype

therefore they must all confirm to a different stereotype

also women bad

I still don't believe he ever genuinely thought that. Microsoft hasn't even been a good steward of its own brands.

Maybe we could turn it around: adblockers are tools that block ads and other kinds of dark traffic such as trackers and malicious scripts.

Quit crying. You'll be fine. Don't be such a crybaby. Man up. Put on your big boy pants. Boys don't cry. Boo hoo, gonna cry about it? Gonna cry like a little girl? Be a man. Face your problems like a man. Crying doesn't help anything. Take it like a man. Don't be a baby. You're acting like a girl. Grow a pair. Suck it up and move on.

Why will men do literally anything besides talk about their feelings?

Trainpotting

This isn't really a "boring" dystopia anymore. Can we go back to the boring one please

Maybe the real slop was the code we wrote along the way

No bro you don't understand, Claude needs access to backups so it can restore them in case something breaks because our senior dev ($50k, 2YoE) doesn't know how to do it

Type shit

Staring at a little screen that brings you entertainment & joy: 😡

Staring at a little screen that fills you with anger, dread, and despair: 🤩

Makes about as much sense as linking a top 10 FOMO list in a patientgamers space 🙃

I'm in between 3 and 4: both copyright and copying are amoral (they are just tools), but copyright as it exists today is obsolete, arguably to the point that it actively hinders the betterment of humankind.

Not enough room for a 3.5mm audio port, but we absolutely must have a 50MP dual camera plus TOF sensor!

Its always DNS

Wait how do I use the cat filter