The process makes you extremely fertile and often comes with crazy mood swings. Plus you have to be marketable, which involves an interview process where you prove you're healthy, attractive, not fat, free of mental/physical illness, and have good family history. They often want competitive GPA and IQ scores.

We call each other bro. The sister is also a bro

Short answer: The joke is that astrology girls are crazy.

Context: If you look up your sign according to your date of birth (sun sign) and find that it doesn't fit your personality at all, well you just need to delve deeper, find out your rising sign and moon sign by having a professional (or algorithm) cross reference your time of birth with the fancy astrology chart. Still doesn't fit you? Well you probably just got the time wrong because it has to be to the exact minute. Perhaps it's that your mom doesn't remember correctly, or that many hospitals will fudge the times a little in your birth records. You must work extensively with a professional astrologer, who will assign your sign based on whichever one sounds the most like you. You need the 3 signs for your reading to really "work"

Union words: living wage, grievance, contract, representation

Yes

Can someone please tell the freedom fighters in Palestine to flip their phones and film horizontal

They were balloons with ears and noses. The noise they made can be recreated by blowing up a balloon and pinching the hole as you let the air out.

So hackers can have my info, but I can't have a copy of my own data.

It's vague, as they neglected to define "lewd" or "child." They also did not refute the argument that it violates the first amendment.

Picture related, meaning the photo in the screenshot.

"That's bait"

It depends on the activity. I can't exercise or clean unless I'm watching TV or YouTube. But I've tried the whole exercise while gaming thing, and it doesn't work for me at all. Listening to audiobooks while doing literally anything else is also impossible.

I put trays in the hanger

Everything will stop existing if you go far enough

It sounds like trolling because it's so typical of those of us with late diagnoses. We also believed this about ourselves prior to getting evaluated.

Aka fake it til you make it

They have disabled the download data button and refuse to provide customers with a copy of their own data. I have been trying to get a copy of my data for over a month and they just tell me they'll consider re-enabling the button in the future.

It depends on the facility, but typically the requirements are less stringent. Many just require a disease screening and questionnaire about hobbies and whatnot. Once approved, men get paid per sample collected. Typically, clients will review details about donors and select from available samples.

For egg donation, women must first be approved by an agency, then selected by a client. Agencies commonly boast ~90% rejection rates as a selling point, then there's no guarantee that one will ever be selected by a client. Some women may be interviewed by multiple families and never get selected or compensated.

A lot of Tumblr stuff on reddit too