Good luck firing even a handful of postal workers.

USPS is desperate for help.

Hey, college grad that has sent out 2000 resumes this week and hasn't heard back a thing beyond ~500 "We have received your application" emails. Deliver mail for the summer. It's decent stable income. You'll get exercise and benefits. They will very likely hire you.

Free speech absolutist doing free speech absolutist things.

Lol I just realized that a Democratic RINO is a DINO.

Thanks for reminding me of this verse

Lol whoops

2028*

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Tucker Carlson will run for president as a Republican in 2928.

I have been consistently predicting this for 12 years now. Every year seems more and more likely.

This is our regularly scheduled reminder that we absolutely need celebrity death match to be brought back.

Someone just rip the idea off if the rights are unattainable.

Perfect timing guys. Great work.

-$400B

And the war persists.

First three were excellent. I cant imagine a valid criticism of those.

I didn't know there was a 4 or 5.

The third rounded it off nicely as a trilogy. It didn't need more.

Functional. Things are stable. I suppose a bit overwhelmed by an excess of things on todo lists and a lack of reasons to do them. So the couch is getting a lot of my me time.

Something's off and I can't pin it to anything other than the ever present depression and anxiety, the panic attacks that come with it.

I need to exercise more. Living rurally is making neither exercising nor socializing an easy out, and I need to fix that.

Network engineering is hilarious as well.

Every band will put on a unique show that is more distinct between bands than the experience of listening to them on your headphones.

The music is physically pushing the air in the venue. You can feel it in the neat packed between your bones.

Yoooo Nintendo should sue. Reddit is publicly traded.

Imagine having more money than anyone's ever had

Being stressed, depressed, drug addicted, and an actual Nazi.

Times like this I think about Enya. Yeah, Enya. Where's she been? In a fucking castle. With a fuck ton of kitties.

She made her millions and said "oh golly, I don't need to do much of anything anymore. And I quite like castles and kittens."

She didn't say "what can I do to make more people like me?" And then please the most hateful people on earth. How are these paths even a choice one has to ponder? Go fuck off in a castle full of cats.

Execs: what can we do?!

Jim from marketing: We could throw ads into windows 11... That'll get em flocking! People love ads!

The fact that marjorie taylor greene has $21M should make you enraged in and of itself.

I think Google overestimates my Internet addiction and underestimates my steadfast hatred of advertisements.

Well the solution here is to just use the superior distro, naturally.

This post will surely upset nobody.