Essential Craftsman - he's an older guy who knows a hell of a lot about carpentry and blacksmith work. He dedicated a ep. to Charlie Kirk I felt like finding our my favorite uncle was in the klan. Noped the hell out of his channel as did a lot of others.

On the NYC subway a guy was taking up two seats, he pulls out a notebook and starts (screaming) reading from it. It was all about some conspiracy that got him kicked out of Columbia University. People started moving away from him. At the next stop a guy gets on the train and says to "hey psycho you really need two seats" the crazy guy slides over freeing up one of the seats and then goes back to yelling.

It's funny because I always wanted to play a cadaver on a police drama as well.

I asked my doctor "You've done this before, right?" he didn't laugh.

I bought a 100 of these putting up at every gas station I go to.

What about going the other way, we take up the metric system and coins for our 1 and 2 dollars instead of paper bills?

Horsepower is a stupid measurement of engine output what is this the 1800's.

The phrase "We've lost our collective fucking minds" is starting to lose all meaning for me.

Who's running Tesla? Doesn't seem like he's spending a lot of time with it lately.

Horsepower is a stupid way to measure how powerful a car is. What is this the 1800s?

I bought my mother a laptop and she treated the touch pad like something that was to fragile to actually use. So she hardly used the computer because no matter how many times I showed her you could actually press it and move your finger across it and it wouldn't break and she kept asking me how to move around the desktop using the keys cause "I don't want to damage it". I finally got fed up one day and found myself tapping the touch pad really hard repeatedly while saying "See it won't break!!!!" She ended up giving the laptop away cause she was too afraid to break it.

Lets let every president add his name to the Kennedy Center to the point of it being insane.

Don't forget the thousands of dollars in tools you'll be compelled to buy and never being able to throw out even the small piece of wood because "you might need it someday".

How easy it is to twist someones neck to kill them.

I worked for a company we had 300 websites, the boss wanted to buy certs. I told him about Lets Encrypt. He loved the idea it saved us a bunch of money. I suggest we donate $100 to them. Hes says "NO F-ing way!".

I "blew" 6.00 on stickers and I'm not complaining about anything.

Good point, he looks a little thin but not to the point of concern. I'm still working on the trust but plan on taking him to a vet once he gets used to me a little more.

I "sold out" i was desperate and took a job with Burson-Marsteller a major crisis response public relations company. I got fired after 4 months for making fun of a client to a co-worker. I saw some shit that made me never go against my morals after that. The worst thing (that I can talk about since it was leaked to the press already) was Mars candy company lobbying congress to make sugar based snacks part of school lunches.

And after he died the wold went to shit. Think about it.

Not giving a shit about so much stuff.