The entire story is that she Tweeted on Xitter:

If you walked up to Mike Tyson in a bar and punched him in the face, I doubt "you can’t hit back because I’m so puny!" would save you from consequences.

Same on X. If you want to punch me in public but don’t want to risk a brain injury in return, stick to your own weight class.

I don't think anyone is saying that. In this strange, strange straw man, the reason to punch Mike Tyson in the face is because it was his job to punch people in the face and occasionally get punched in his own face. If you punched him in the face and knocked him out, then it would stand to reason that you're better at his job than he is.

And, to get ahead of the jokes: no, it was not his job to bite off ears. He never professionally bit ears because he wasn't paid to specifically do that. I poop while I'm on the clock at work, but that doesn't make me a professional pooper; it just means that I'm able to get my job done with time to spew shit.

So, the equivalent of punching Tyson in the face in Rowling's analogy would be to write better than her. And people do that all the time. Sure, lots of people paid good money for her writing, but it's still not good writing. Other good writers exist and constantly prove how sub-par she is, professionals and amateurs alike.

As evidence of the White Power Wizard's inability to convey a coherent thought, in her incredibly weird logical leap of how she punches back, she's referring to her insane bigoted battle against human rights. Her threat to punch back with bigotry would be the same as Tyson defending his boxing career by comparing how many ears anyone else has bitten off, or me trying to claim that I'm an essential employee because of how many hours I've spent on the toilet at work.

Unless someone is willing to pay her and give her the job title of "Genital Consistency Expert," then her idiotic post is proof that she's not doing her job and needs to be fired. And just like my job would probably take away money from me to recuperate unworked hours and damages, the people she's been shitting on should receive hefty payouts for the Asinine Author's use of her platform to cause pain and damages.

The guy who said he doesn't answer to us isn't answering to us!

Some of the dumbest people I know are me

Outdated reference: Makin' sloppies!

Timeless reference: Fuck Rob Schneider

My deepest condolences

Maximum Hoff

He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

I'd close my eyes and spin in circles in my desk chair, trying to guess if I could hear the content nearly finish loading.

I drive a car and really appreciate your work. I hope to someday help get public transportation in my part of Texas to a point that I can say "fuck cars" and not feel embarrassed by my own existence.

Oh shoot! What happened??

Yes. I was trying to make the point that everyone should treat these invasive technologies the same way they would treat someone trying to mix feces into their sugar. No one who is even mildly serious about protecting themselves or cooking should welcome any compromise on either. They're not safe, and they're not sane choices.

There's gotta be a compromise for how deep I can stick my unwashed poop-covered fingers in your bag of sugar. Do I not use the bidet and wipe too hard? Do I like exploring each turd in the toilet, or guessing how many pieces of corn are in each one while they're coming out? That's none of your business! Your only job is to decide how to tolerate my poopie fingers churning in your sugar.

Deep state

I'm Jewish and my wife is Indian. For our wedding, we had to print literature for my family to understand the original meanings of swastik symbols. For her family, many visiting from India, we had to include a brief history lesson about the Holocaust and the Nazi's abuse of this symbol.

My mom once ordered some Thai curry for me while I was sick, and asked for it to be made "double Thai hot." The server thought maybe she was playing a prank on me and requested that my mom get me on the phone to prove that I actually wanted the food that spicy. I told the server to tell the chefs to imagine that they hate someone and are trying to kill them with spiciness, then double that.

That was some of the best food I'd ever eaten, and by far the spiciest until I started doing food challenges. Now I have GERD...

White guy married into a Desi family: this is the truest story I've read.

My wife can't handle spicy at all, her family enjoys what they call spicy, and I find jalapenos refreshing. When we go to Indian restaurants, my wife and I have to order each other's dishes because Desi mild is apparently hotter than white hot. One time, she managed to order my dish spicy enough that it made my eyes water. That was pretty cool.

Maybe we can get our hands on some of those Volvo lidar modules to combat all these cameras around us? "Your assumed right to record me doesn't overrule my right to make high resolution 3D scans of everywhere I go."

Huh, that's much more levelheaded and polite! I asked my uncle if his genitals fell off, because I don't understand why he's so concerned with everyone else's when he still has his own to worry about.

Of course it does. It's made by that guy who faked the moon landing and then beat up Olive Oyl

Acting is easy