Fuck everything that's happening. I have nowhere else to fucking yell. I am so frustrated with the absolute stupidity and proud-ignorance in this world. Fuck!!!!!

Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.

I would say 80% of employees are unhappy, but I don't have any data to back this up.

It demonstrably makes a huge difference, even with people who brush on a regular basis.

We've been saying that about Windows and Linux for forever.

I'd like to digitally license a vowel under the terms and conditions that will change later so that you can then sell all my data to your 468 data partners

Let's never forget that it is ok to criticize a system you're part of.

Did you read the article? There are already plenty of conditions for activating the self driving mode.

It was originally released in 2017. I thought it was newer than that and was surprised they're already milking it.

But it's still a relatively new game. And they're already milking it. And doubly so it looks like.

Mayor of New York City. Not sure what your threshold is for important, but it needs adjustment

If you're storing your data as json on disk, you probably never cared about efficient storage anyway.

What kind of prank is the artist trying to pull?

Holy shit lmao

What would happen if we called their office and ordered a burger? 😂😂

This is a quotable classic. I think I'll watch it again...

Now they just need to actually vote.

People have done that but the publicity isn't nearly as large as a globally televised event.

Like it isn't hard enough to determine what is real or not on the Internet already. The only April fools things I see are from companies these days. It's boring.

Imagine subscribing to all the meme communities just to see one meme 15 times

You mean you're not a fan of the cover song that is slowed down to sound ominous that you hear in every got dang trailer?!