This is in my ~/.aliasrc :)

(IT support) I actually don't know where that random setting in your application is, I'm just really fast and good at guessing from doing it a million times in applications I've never heard of before.

I'm a sysadmin. So like two days tops before absolutely everything stops working, and we resort to loin cloths and spears.

This is some boomer Facebook level shit

M'ineral

The cats can have a little bit of tuna, as a treat

I suspect very few,, since this is in the UK

A tobacco pipe. Thing with lid on goes in one end of the y-shaped bit, the long bit in the other. The lid opens, and the lid's there so you can smoke when it's raining.

Edit: For anyone interested in how I got this so quickly; my dad has an old similar one from his grandmother, she was a switch board operator at the start of the last century, and he got to keep it's when she passed since he's also a pipe smoker. I don't think he's ever smoked it though, so I've had one in my home for my entire childhood :)

I made a knife sheeth like 25 years ago. Put a big Tyr/victory-rune on it, the one that looks like an arrow pointing upwards. Scratched it out like 10 years ago because a fucking nazi organisation choose it as their logo. God damn hate nazis

This is like some inspirational Facebook mom shit

And the second, and third haha

Me pinging a server I just rebooted to make sure it comes back up.

You always get ketchup water when applying ketchup, regardless if someone used it before you or if you've shaken the bottle.

Hard drives. They've gone up like 400%

That's why I only own black socks, and just wear jeans, t-shirt and hoodie/shirt

The ears are cute

Do you hold your farts in all day? My SO does, and when she goes to bed a few minutes before me, she will toot like the brass section of a big band sometimes. Practice letting them out silently during the day instead, all that gas has to go somewhere, you can't just hold it in

Uuh ACKSHULLY it's if= of=