Spyke
lemmy.world

I'll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.

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They were cozing up to humans for the title of "ultimate hunting duo apex" but because they don't hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.

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lemmy.world

I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

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NOT_RICKreply
lemmy.world

Ah, thanks. Unfortunately the real estate 6-12 inches south of those ears is ever so slightly less cute

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The fur covers their ears to prevent the screams of the people they're mauling from damaging their eardrums.

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An apex predator shouldn't have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God...

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lemmy.ca

Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog

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Whatever you got to tell yourself buddy. Don't worry, I'll mock you with your funeral.

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But they’re just a bear. You can trust them being brought into the house and left with the kids.

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