That is good because that's what I meant!

I usually turn around and start walking backwards, peeking quickly over my shoulder and looking increasingly worried because she's chasing ME and she's getting closer!

Don't make women the victim; be a gentleman and YOU be the victim.

Reading or chess are pretty cheap.

I assume they would. They aren't like OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive.

Hey I don't make the rules, buddy.

And my axe!

If it's a dollar, whatever.

$30? Questionable but ok.

An envelope full of money that is obviously someone's pay for the week? Yeah you should turn that in, the owner who dropped it will be searching for it before they leave the store.

(I saw the last one of these happen to a mother of three in person in a local grocery store when I was about 12. I hope she got it back)

The amount of people saying "lol it's mine now" in this thread is a little concerning.

Call me crazy but "insulting / critiquing / feelings or sentiment injury" shouldn't be a crime anywhere, that's ridiculous.

That being said, if the law is "you gotta stay inside on this day" and you go outside... well, that's illegal bro, and you took pictures documenting it.

How many buildings that you enter have an easily identifiable architect?

It's super rare in my experience over the last 10+ years.

Burial plot.

Nope. The stuff I need on my machine is all managed with git. I'd lose a few documents, but nothing I couldnt love without. Photos and important stuff are in a few different places, but not my main PC.

I'm not sure that's true.

It's hard to find a girlfriend while being a hermit.

It's hard to find a girlfriend while being lost at sea.

It's hard to find a girlfriend because of my curse of invisibility.

It's hard to find a girlfriend as a patient with locked in syndrome.

Jesus Christ bro! Teachers can just search for this now and find it!

You don't need to wait for full moon, you just need a shark and two pieces of bread.

This is unfortunately me with google drive for a few things.

Welcome is present day "well met" or something more like "I'm happy you're here" not "please come in my house".

So no, I think you can keep your mat; most vampires are probably old enough to take the original meaning anyway.

Holy shit my little brother is getting married next month and now I have to find Crocs to put these on the front and nuts on the back. Anyone got the assist here? I have a 3d printer.

Should have* but I believe you are correct.

I don't know if they do or don't, in any case they are hard to find.