lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbycannedtuna Inviting my friends over for dinner and putting this out ❤️View original on lemmy.world402Comments59Reply
Sibshops feddit.cl1Hide 1 replyI imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.49Reply
tigeruppercut replylemmy.zip3Hide 3 repliesAh, I see we're using the "Fuck You" silverware collection tonight9Reply
SSkyezOpen replylemmy.worldSo is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.8Reply
llad replyprogramming.devI don't know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn't run away from a place serving those utensils6Reply
FFooBarrington replylemmy.worldIf I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I'd buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!2Reply
cannedtuna replylemmy.worldIs it? I was joking to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.10Reply
SSuck_on_my_Presence lemmy.worldI hope you wouldn't mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.13Reply
WWhoIzDisIz lemmy.todayFor some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?12Reply
CCrazyLikeGollum lemmy.worldI believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party. Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?11Reply
Eternal192 anarchist.nexusDon't know if it's AI or if it's real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.8Reply
CCaptPretentious lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThis is the exact type of dinnerware I'd expect Delia Deetz to have.8Reply
SSquirrelsdrivemenuts lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?7Reply
SSuck_on_my_Presence replylemmy.worldThe spoons make me legitimately uncomfortable. I am in solidarity with you5Reply
BBreadOven lemmy.worldI like them. If they weren't as expensive as they are, I'd actually buy them.6Reply
RememberTheApollo_ lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesAny other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?6Reply
AAnarchistArtificer replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery7Reply
RememberTheApollo_ replylemmy.worldI never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.2Reply
rrizzothesmall sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyAh yes, a fork that isn't scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages4Reply
MelodiousFunk slrpnk.netMy eyes kinda skipped over "this" in the title and I was very confused about the picture.4Reply
cannedtuna replylemmy.worldYou joke, but rest assured this abomination is real. Pinti Stainless Steel Cutlery43Reply
TTreczoks lemmy.worldIf you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?3Reply
MMonkderVierte replylemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesToo expensive for a joke, too weird for real use. Do they sell?4Reply
ddream_weasel replysh.itjust.worksI assume they would. They aren't like OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive.9Reply
iicelimit replylemmy.mlGag gift for a good friend. That gets passed around to be used at every notable event at the host's dinner.3Reply
ppulsey replyfeddit.orgthese existed way before LLM were a thing. I remember my brother having cutleries similar to these in the 2010s.2Reply
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cow utensils
I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.
Adding this to the playlist: Angine de Poitrine
Pfft, amateur.
Ah, I see we're using the "Fuck You" silverware collection tonight
I call the half spoon half fork!
Gotta go with the spoon nunchucks IMO
Half spork!
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer
They get worse the more you look
So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
I don't know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn't run away from a place serving those utensils
cheaper than I expected
If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I'd buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!
What? No spoon with a hole in it?
Conventional tripe.
these could kill an autistic person
Star Trek flatware.
Is it? I was joking to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.
Don't buy cutlery from the Backrooms
I hope you wouldn't mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.
For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?
Sliverware
I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?
I want these though
Don't Starve' Maxwell's cuttlery?
Don't know if it's AI or if it's real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.
This is the exact type of dinnerware I'd expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.
Cow Tools.
I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?
The spoons make me legitimately uncomfortable. I am in solidarity with you
I like them. If they weren't as expensive as they are, I'd actually buy them.
Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?
I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery
I never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.
Ah yes, a fork that isn't scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages
Just use the other side
My eyes kinda skipped over "this" in the title and I was very confused about the picture.
Cylon cutlery
I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like
Get this AI shit out of here!
/s
You joke, but rest assured this abomination is real.
Pinti Stainless Steel Cutlery
If you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?
I'm guessing you no longer want to have friends?
Cuber truck of untrsild
I'm sorry... what did you call me?
AI generated cutlery?
Nah just posh designer flatware
Too expensive for a joke, too weird for real use. Do they sell?
I assume they would. They aren't like OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive.
Gag gift for a good friend. That gets passed around to be used at every notable event at the host's dinner.
Could have been the SUPERHOT game.
AI silverware.
Check other comments. It’s real. Just posh artists
these existed way before LLM were a thing. I remember my brother having cutleries similar to these in the 2010s.