This is XERXES. TriOptimum reminds you that there are only one-hundred-sixty-three shopping days until Christmas. An extra work cycle just twice a week will give you the spending money you need to make this holiday a very special one.

Neeeein, my joke is ruined 😢

Then it's settled.

OK everyone, please disperse!

Really? How can you tell?

Yeah, hated boiling the eggs every week or so.

For those (including me) wondering, it's about Johan de Witt, Dutch statesman:

The brothers were shot and then left to the mob near Gevangenpoort. Their naked, mutilated bodies were strung up on the nearby public gibbet, while the Orangist mob ate their roasted livers in a cannibalistic frenzy.

Wikipedia article

Oldest known Bar joke

It's a spiritual successor to conduwuit, the name checks out imo.

Feel free to use Synapse, og conduit or whatever floats your boat.

What a blast from the past!

Stuff Made Here vs LockPickingLawyer already happened 😜

Funny thing is pressing it during stealth section instantly gets you killed.

10/10, still recommend Stray, fun game

In this age probably Win 98 was running inside a VM?

Watch it for the intro 🫶

Inspirational Skeletor strikes again.

Until next time!

What's the selfhosted component of this?

That the random dude spoke English not Latin.

I think it was KotOR 🤔