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HOW IS THIS NOT COMMON KNOWLEDGE???? I've already had my kids and got a vasectomy. It would be so good to have photos like these hanging on the walls for when my boys bring home partners.

It's hard to fail when your central theme is Kate Beckinsale in skin-tight latex.

How does he keep getting work??

took me a few prompts to find one I liked, ended up using "D&D style art of databender"

How could you write this and not go for "Turbro"?

What do you even tell your kids these days? "Work hard and you might have enough money to retire when you're in your early nineties, or I guess you could drop out of school and have enough money from youtubing to put a glass dome over your private island to protect from the inevitable firestorms of the coming ecopocalypse."

godDAMMIT

I like all the Terminator movies. All of them. Time travel, killer robots, Arnold; I know it's wrong but I can't help myself.

Congratulations! If that kid is asleep you should be too, at least for the first few years.

Oh HELLS yes, this was the superior reddit app

God I wish I had gone into development instead of operations. It would be cool as hell to just decide to devote time to helping whatever software you like be better.

Cheesy gordita crunch

Hmmmmmmm

NM has what you're looking for; cost of living is very low, you can kind of pick the climate you want. We're also blue as a twitter check-mark. We're not super-diverse though; mostly white and Mexican descent depending on where you hang your hat.

If you hate bloat you like Slackware. It doesn't assume anything about how you want to use your computer, so it's more painful for a lot of folks. Other distros will try to do things for you and will ultimately end up doing something someone doesn't want. With Slackware you learn a lot and you get a rock-solid system that will do whatever you like, but you have to be willing to manage it.

I work in IT, I make much more money than I should/need and I work from home in a pair of basketball shorts and a T-shirt while barefoot. I would just apply for everything, eventually you're gonna hit someone who isn't hung up on image, and the rest will make your interview skills just that much better.

God this hits today.

I dunno, it's off of Parks and Recreation; He's talking about jail in the show, in case you go hunting it.