Who am I? One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One. So, of course, this also means that I am you. I am the truth of your despair, the inescapable price of your boastfulness. And now, I will bestow upon you the despair you deserve.
If you haven't seen it yet, I'm referencing the movie "Airheads", one of Brendan Fraser's more iconic film appearances. I highly recommend checking it out.
Is this like a force ghost lemmy? Or a physical manifestation of a god? Like if he's physical and I can touch him then cool beans, but if he's just some force ghost that's always on the other side of the bed snoring that would be a type of hell.
No matter where you go, any time youre tired a Lemmy ghost manifests, already sleeping in a chair/bed/ect snoring away preventing you from getting your own rest. You thought a single bed would stop it... Nope he must manifests in a dam rocking chair, and since he's mad he can't be in bed with you the dam chair creaks.
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You can have tiddies if you're fat enough
also eat chicken, they have hormones or something
Or just take hormones
both?
There is a shark plushie :3
Me too 8 have one too Yay
When I'm alone in bed, as an aging fat man, there are definitely naked titties.
Lemmy is life
Wrong! Lemmy is God!
Who am I? One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One. So, of course, this also means that I am you. I am the truth of your despair, the inescapable price of your boastfulness. And now, I will bestow upon you the despair you deserve.
Well, you've got me there
If you haven't seen it yet, I'm referencing the movie "Airheads", one of Brendan Fraser's more iconic film appearances. I highly recommend checking it out.
Skill issue I got tits to play with whenever I want. Still heckin alone tho :')
Drink some whiskey, snort some speed and try to jerk your flaccid dick until you don’t care about the lack of jobs, partners or tiddies.
Rock out with your cock out
Can we have anime tiddies?
Kohei?
On the downside thats awfully depressing.
On the bright side it means I can move my xbox and TV back into my bedroom and start a serious nest.
C'mon baby, eat the rich.
(Don't let em) Grind ya down.
but...but...but... D:
Me lying in bed showing this to my half naked gf lmao
Is this like a force ghost lemmy? Or a physical manifestation of a god? Like if he's physical and I can touch him then cool beans, but if he's just some force ghost that's always on the other side of the bed snoring that would be a type of hell.
No matter where you go, any time youre tired a Lemmy ghost manifests, already sleeping in a chair/bed/ect snoring away preventing you from getting your own rest. You thought a single bed would stop it... Nope he must manifests in a dam rocking chair, and since he's mad he can't be in bed with you the dam chair creaks.
Ah yes, the tiddies whom go by the names Rock and Roll
I am
SparticusLemmy!Wrong. Lemmy is god
interesting comming coming from Boomer Humor Doomergod
We're ALL gods down here!!!!!
I'm in bed with God?! Oh heck yeah bud
I don't like men but I'm willing to do... lots of things to bring back Mr. Kilmister
Thanks for bringing it full circle for me. There's too many of those "titties in showers waiting for ya to get home from work" memes rn