Joke's on you, I'm still eating mine

Nice. Who made the other two though?

More like $0,02

Ah, yes. 15 upvotes. The highlight of my lemmy career.

You're now a mod of r/Beijing

And added the pipes screensaver

It wasn't the felon who died in the end

Come on, don't leave us hanging

Thank god for that "/S"

No, no, it's okay. It's just a stroke.

Nor human

Surprisingly, so do your mom's

Nobody mentioned Marie Curie yet?

As a person with receding hairline, screw this

TV licence is a real thing though

How else do you go on a cruise while flying your jet? Checkmate, working class!

Thank you for your service, OP

I agree. Changing the oil through wi-fi on the other hand, that sounds neat

if is_hamas(new_target):

    x1 = new_target.x - 1000
    y1 = new_target.y - 1000
    x2 = new_target.x + 1000
    y2 = new_target.y + 1000

    airstrike(x1, y1, x2, y2, phosphorus=True)

It's actually the correct way to use the possesive. You only use the apostrophe when the noun is plural and ends with "s"