Spyke
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kbin.social

"I want to branch out and gain new experiences to broaden my skillset." is the BS line I usually go with when I'm interviewing for a job outside my current specialty. Which has been every job I've interviewed for. Since my organization has rotation programs, it's a well-accepted reason. Especially when the actual reason was "I'm fleeing a hostile takeover of my last department." or "I gotta get the fuck out of Florida, it's 2017."

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Waltzyreply

I tend to go for 'you approached me, and this sounds interesting'

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slrpnk.net

I'm looking to expand my network, and build synergies with new colleagues. I want to maximize our KPIs

How am I doing with the canned bullshit rhetoric? Did I get the job?

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β€œWhat are your expectations for salary for this position?” β€œWhat is the salary range for this position?”

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You reached the end

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