Dementia does tend to weaken one's filter.

They're absurdly overpriced, but I wonder how quickly you'd make your money back if you bought a big one and had men pay a fee to mess with it for a few minutes.

I know he was already a freak, but what kind of parent names their kid "Mount"?

It's heavy, so they might get fatigued faster than they'd expect.

What it's supposed to look like:

What it now looks like:

The gamer gets 5000 credits for the kill. He purchases a new 4-pack of explosive drones and a 12-pack of Monster energy. The system logs where the kill happened and, when the area is confirmed to be clear, a scavenger is dispatched to collect the victims rifle and thermos, which will both be melted down for raw materials. The scavenger leaves the rest.

That's last year's model. This year's model includes a beard.

The amount supplied by Russia is equal to America's consumption over 14 hours. So it'll be way less than a cent difference. A non-sociopath would never push that button, so we have a sociopath in the oval office to push it for us.

This was in 2017. Imagine the shit he's getting up to now.

It'll get her an address fewer people know.

Of course we haven't forgotten about the interrobang! But maybe you should explain it. You know, in case someone else forgot.

Have you tried telling them they're stupid assholes? Maybe they haven't realized.

Nice try, but I know 2.7 billion dollars would literally crush me.

I can definitely identify with the "I'd rather be anywhere but there" feeling lately. That might not be an ADHD meme.

Bioware has been a shell of its former self for a long time, but given how often parts of dev teams get laid off, that was probably capitalism, too.

Now we can add MTG to the bars Chuck Schumer can't clear.

What's wrong with the X-men driving racecars?

I wish someone would ask him "What would DSA force them to do?"

She's gunning for Bari to give her a promotion.

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