Sorry, best we can do is more expensive groceries with a chance of poisoning you.

She could offer them a FREE trial lemonade that only requires them to sign up and submit their credit card information for a membership for a monthly lemonade, delivery not included. Cancel anytime.

Let it be known that I do not press my forehead to the floor because I am a sub, but only for my prostrate health.

If only large numbers of workers could get together, maybe even unify, to set a price for their labor. Some kind of labor union type thing.

If a smart person said it, maybe that's how it's supposed to be spelled. What are your credentials to dispute it?

What do you need to pre-game to make the Miller Lites enjoyable?

What if I told you people sometimes take drugs that weren't prescribed to them?

Not beating the petty little bitch pedophile allegations anytime soon, huh?

Or your, you know, physical health.

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Okay, but unless these are gourmet nachos, gourmet hot dogs, and gourmet mountain dew, this is still gouging before the Miller Lites.

The receipt says $8 per hot dog.

Say whatever you like about those red state dipshits

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The orphan crushing machine was so satisfied it was turned off for 2 days.

Hey, as long as the drugs don't become a crisis for your finances.

I was mostly just making a joke about Gourmet Mountain Dew, and that the point remains that stadium prices are insane.

Apparently he gets testosterone prescribed by a doctor. He's open about it. I'd assume they monitor his overall health, including blood pressure. He's probably way healthier than average, but not as healthy as someone who maintains their fitness without shooting for a look like that.

They could have saved money on ink by stopping the printing after the 2nd line.

This seems more than mildly infuriating