MLK was assassinated by the government

Trump does not have a sense of humor.

Reminder that millennials voted more strongly for Trump than Gen Z.

Haunted houses are old. There's no way McMansions will last long enough for ghosts to sprout.

Who needs green energy when we have a green reflecting pool?

Let's say that, hypothetically, this is true. Out of all the angles to compare Trump and Obama, does this guy really think that Trump's relationship with marriage make him look better?

Ok but the 2016 Ghostbusters was accused of being the fall of western civilization by the alt right. That thing lives rent free in their heads.

To be fair, Trump is so senile that he's probably forgotten that poop is supposed to be solid.

The smug "I don't use Reddit" attitude

Yelling at the little league ref for not making the call that he wanted is a very Republican coded thing.

So instead of remembering the Great Lakes by HOMES, we'll use SHAME. Fitting.

"They won't take late work"

Yeah, about that school food comparison

If they can't change themselves, you can't change them either.

Florida allows felons to vote.

I pee at Starbucks on my bike rides and I don't buy anything.

Hey, that's not 100% accurate. Flock cameras run off of solar.

Word to the wise: if you work extra hours and weekends to prevent a layoff, you are on a sinking ship using a shot glass to keep water out. Let the ship sink.

He didn't want to be president. He just wanted to be popular.

I would straight-up support them ceasing the production of physical media if they were distributing digital media as DRM free, but unfortunately, that's antithetical to their goals.