not to detract from the seriousness of this crime, but it's killing me that I keep seeing "decapitated head", when it should be "disembodied head". it's his body that's decapitated.

Ah yes, Anubis, god of death. Exactly who I want to take safety advice from.

My only issue with this is that it's been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it's not shit at all.

Ah yes, businessinsider. My go-to site for information about astrophysics.

Bone apple tea!

The word choice in this headline is misleading. "Admits" implies that the newly revealed information is true. He didn't "admit" it was a ruse. He "claimed" it was a ruse.

I heard that story as part of the Behind the Bastards series on Vince McMahon. It was an excellent and very entertaining four- or five-episode series.

If you own a Tesla and you're eating Chic-fil-a, it's because you want to. If you sit in your 115–degree Tesla for 40 minutes and record it on Tiktok, it's because you want to.

blood job

I like Liftoff the best so far, but I'm very curious to see what Sync will be like.

I travel with a couple of binder clips for exactly this reason. I never thought of using a hanger with clips though!

That's fair enough. Frequently when I've seen a reference to the joke I'm referencing, it's followed by a "IYKYK", so I figured it's fun for those who already do. It's a reference to an old Folgers ad in which a brother and sister behave in an implausibly affectionate way toward each other. It's just bad acting, but viewed with a cynical mindset, it seems very suspicious.

The story I heard in a medeival history class about the origin of the handshake is that it's a sign that you don't mean to attack the other person because you're not holding a weapon in your hand

I'm also making the slow transition from Apple to Linux, and I (relatively) recently bought a Framework 13. I went with kind of a minimum-specs loadout, figuring I didn't really know what I was getting into and I could upgrade it later (the primary selling point of Framework). I've been satisfied with running Fedora/Gnome on it for several months. I get the impression that the distro is more important than the hardware in terms of having a comfortable MacOS-to-Linux experience. But because Framework explicitly supports Fedora, I felt like it was a smaller step away from the walled garden, "it just works" experience of being a Mac user team just going straight to a distro and manufacturer that was likely to require a lot more manual setup and knowledge.

I write good code now.

I hope the typo above doesn't prevent anyone interested from discovering this excellent genre. It's "Explosions in the Sky".

the sound of falling down

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Tenforward has been one of the biggest unexpected delights over the last year or so since migrating to Lemmy from Reddit

While this was an interesting read over all, I suspect what I'll remember most from it is the origin of the expression "a pig in a poke".